The worst is when you wipe out in the barrel and you're trapped for several million years until erosion frees you.
Tectonic Surfing [Explained]
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[Cueball walks up to Beret Guy, who is standing with his knees bent slightly and arms stratched out to the sides.] Cueball: What are you doing? Beret Guy: Tectonic Surfing! Beret Guy: Radical! Gnarly! Hang loose! [Cueball leaves.] Narration: 20 Years Later: [Beret Guy has slid forward by a foot.]









