#tedious old fool

[hamletthesanedane]

acting like a freak so polonius’s old ass has to run all over the palace to spy on me.

[hamletthesanedane]

Hey Hamlet if you were a horse what kind of horse would you be (and why is the answer a centaur)?

A centaur so that I might in faith heave my hooves into Polonius’s skull whilst I strangle my uncle with my princely hands.

[hamletthesanedane]

Horatio just told me Claudius is going to replace Polonius with Joe Rogan.