Pokemon legends za spoilers? Again not really, just a random NPC dialogue I ran into!!
I AM *SCREAMING*!! CONFIRMATION THAT INGO MADE IT HOME!! But at the same time this has so many implications and I am unwell.
- Ingo got home! Yay! He didn't just poof from Hisui and end up Arceus knows where
- he was not returned home to right when he left. There was a period in time where he was simply mysteriously absent.
- Emmet closed down the Multi line.
- Emmet refused to battle alongside anyone else to keep the multi line running.
- Emmet refused to let anyone else run the multi line in Ingo's absence.
- Ingo was gone for a long enough time that it wasn't just down then back. It was down for long enough that it's *news* that it's up and running again. "Hey! Did you hear the Multi line is running again??" Admittedly there's no way of knowing how long he took after returning home to start working again.
I'm just. OUGH. I have so many thoughts and not enough words on one hand this is INSANE!! INGO GOT HOME!!! I really hope we go to Unova in a future game and we can see them reunite or have some news of them, that'd be nice I think. But I'm just so happy they're together again <33
Shoutout to my designs + unfinished designs for BadTimes and NPG (bonus Scar) because I still don't have it nailed down for NPG's "true form"/"pre-android" version LMAO
(also if anyone cares there is swear words in the text)
Double shoutout to these two for being my "proper evil" Helsmits (read a fix a while back where despite being tiny little guy, NPG is the big boss™ and I think it's very fun esp considering Grian has been an admin before so why not his counterpart? Bonus w/ power vacuum when he's stuck in android body and thus not in The Hels 👍 I also really like the sort of warlock idea for BadTimes because like. Whatever kind of Demon/watcher counterpart... Thing. NPG is. He totally could've given BadTimes his strength and powers. I have many thoughts.)
HEHEEE!! Okay I know I'm still fixating on the Hermitclones but Submas has become a staple/constant fixation of mine, I love these silly train guys so much.
MY FIGURINES GOT HERE!!! Emmet's are printed too low and I can't unsee it BUT I GOT THEM AS A SET!! FOR LIKE!! HALF THE PRICE OF ONE!! I couldn't pass that up!! Wonky eyes or no!!
Their eyes are metallic!! The light grey stripes on their coat are shiny!!! Supporting the glowy eye headcanon AND giving me a new one in reflective striping on coats because safety checks!! Makes it easier to spot them in the dark subway tunnels!! Just shine a torch down and the stripes will reflect back just like the reflective stripes on high vis gear? AH I'M JUST!!! I'm so excited. My hand has been feeling worse lately so I needed this I'm!! I love my silly boys!!!
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING AVID'S VAMPIRE SMP VIDS AND I AM *UNWELL*. AVID AND OWEN ARE LIKE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN WHETHER THEY REALIZE IT OR NOT. I could just scream and scream and scream about this oh my gOD AUGHHH
I've watched Pearl, Scott, Owen, and now Avid. I'm loosing my mind. I need to shake them around im just so- DUUUUUUDE I need to scream so badly, Owen and Avid make me unwell. (Scott is very silly I love him and I love my totally-not-a-werewolf Pearl dearly.)
WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT OWENGEJUICE AND HIS SPECTACULAR STORYTELLING AND LORE??? OUGH I JUST WATCHED HIS NEW LIFE SERIES AND DESPITE KNOWING A FAIR BIT BECAUSE I WATCHED SCOTT THAT MAN HAS LEFT ME SOBBING????
I am. Without a doubt an Owenge main now. Farewell, I am off to binge all of his content.
Hello my friend. Considering that you’re fixated on the Helsmits do you have any headcannons you’d like to yap about🎤
OH MY GOODNESS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CAN OF WORMS YOU'VE JUST OPENED. This is going to be SO long. Know if my dominant hand wasn't in a brace I would have drawings for everything just for this but alas!! 😔 I cannot draw right now.
That being said!! I do have a whole canvas of doodles from before I hurt my hand that I can pull from! Including fullbody designs for Welsknight and both Helsknight designs! (Yes, I said both!) But it is just a lot of Evil X doodles for the most part lmao (but I don't think any of them actually fit this somehow acK)
ACTUALLY BEFORE I GET STARTED!! IMPORTANT NOTE! I got into Hermitcraft via Grian in s6! I have watched bits and pieces of earlier seasons (mainly for Evil X and WormMan) but never the full season! When I fell out of hermitcraft initially it was early season 9 and I am slowly making progress! I am still in early-mid season 9 though, and never got pulled into the life series so I know there is a LOT I am missing 😭 please forgive me for that. It's been years since I've watched s6 and S7, and I JUST got pulled back in and watched Xisuma's s8. ..I also do not have the time or the patience to watch streams-
I am working with what I've got! And at the moment that is a heavy focus and fixation on Evil Xisuma, Helsknight and WormMan! (With NPG and playing around with some ideas for BadTimes! But I haven't gotten very far for him yet-) I do not promise perfect understanding! And honestly? They have been hit with the oc-beam at this point but I mean?? Hasn't everyone's takes on these guys?? /hj
AND NOW WE GET STARTED! Where do I even start... Well, I did mention Hels and his several designs so I suppose that's as good a place as any!! Might go.. Hels, Ex, NPG, WM? (Actually I'll just keep it to Hels and Evil X for now! This has taken so long and that way I'll at least get it out there LMAO)
(mid-ramble backtrack: a small bit of context I've realized I forgot! Hels does exist seperately from Wels! He has his own body, just like the other Helsmits! (Also my take on Evil X is not technically a Helsmit OR a Hermitclone, he's X's brother! But the Helsmits welcome Ex in anyway. He fits in well enough!) I think the best explanation I have right about now is that its.. a parallel server/universe of sorts? It's not quite right, but it's the best I've got.
And! (For a currently undecided reason, this is all very WIP) The Helsmits cannot travel over into Hermitcraft, which is why Hels needed the Wels clone to appear on HC the first place! Using the clone as a vessel allows Hels to jump between Hermitcraft (the vessel's "home world") and The Hels (his own home world), giving him an advantage over most of the others. Even if it comes with a cost he.. really should've seen coming.)
That feels like as good a transition as any! Why don't we continue on to:
HELSKNIGHT
(little thing! He/her Hels rubbed off on me a lot so 😔 mostly he/him with a touch of she/her Helsknight!!)
As much as I love human Wels, I'm an absolute sucker for turning him and Hels into dragons. (I had a fantasy au I made with friends on Doomcraft where I did just that!) Though I also was fighting manticore, it was fun.. and then I had a thought!
"Why don't I keep Hels more like your typical scaley, fire breathing european dragon, even give him a sharp spade on his tail, and play around with Wels' design? Give him some lion influence? I think that fits!"
So we have scaled, scrappy Hels, and furred, almost regal(?) Wels!
Only. If you're inhabiting a clone, even a clone of a sort of.. alternate you; you don't entirely look like yourself anymore. Do you?
(his horns aren't out because I like the idea that they can "recede"! Makes it easier to put on a helmet if your horns aren't in the way! (...also I had no idea how his horns looked at the time...) )
Yes. Hels CAN jump between Hermitcraft and The Hels freely now. Something next to none (we'll talk about this later) of her peers can do, but she's lost her scales. Her horns. Sure, he can always stop using the vessel, but what are the odds of him ever getting his hands on something like this again? He can't risk that. So he finds ways to cope. To feel more like himself again and less like Wels. He coats his fur in charcoal, a color far closer to his deep gunmetal scales than this pure fur. The smell reminds him of his burning hair when this body doesn't allow for that. While the soft fur is wrong compared to his sharp scales, he'll deal with it. If it gives her this advantage she'll almost certainly never get again? He'll deal with it.
(I realized after doing all of this that my Hels is incredibly trans coded, complete with (albeit non-gender related) body dysphoria. My poor baby..)
At the end of the day, Ex helps her out a LOT with this. I'll get into that more in their section!!
Speaking of which! Why don't we move on to:
EVIL XISUMA
My boy!! I try to use they/them for Ex, but it's ended up more they/them with a bit of he/him
So! Evil X is NOT a Hels variant of Xisuma! Ex and X are twins! Ex is the younger of the two, and their time in the void (banned) has certainly done a number on them, so they behave younger than they actually are. It's hard to learn/remember how to act around others when you're isolated for so long, huh?
Evil X (Who from here on will be referred to as Ex or Exiona! I can't remember where I first saw that name for Ex, but it stuck with me and I LOVE it. I wish I could give proper credit acK) and Xisuma used to be identical twins! Well, technically they still are but they certainly don't look identical.
However! I'll get into that in a moment! Let's first start earlier on!! Exiona and Xisuma are Voidwalkers! Typical headcanon/fanon stuff, right? From The End in some way or another, having a natural affinity for dealing with code and/or becoming admins, need their helmets to filter the air, so on and so forth.
Xisuma was great with code, fantastic even! He went on to become the admin of Hermitcraft eventually and takes care of his players and ensuring everyone world hops safely and everything! Xisuma is very good with code.
Exiona on the other hand, yes, he's good with code, but nowhere near as good as their brother. Where Ex REALLY excels is glitches. For better or worse, Ex is fantastic when it comes to working with glitches in the code. Using them, exploiting them, creating them. Though them simply being around has an unfortunate habit of making some bits of code unstable, especially early on. I can imagine it tearing a bit of a rift between the Voidwalker twins. Maybe they were young, shouting things they didn't mean. But who knows, I'm not really sure how their younger years went just yet!
At some point, Jeff the Minion got into Ex's head. And perhaps The Dreamer in another! (Evil's Fault my beloved.) And Exiona started going after Hermitcraft proper. Maybe originally it was an attempt to get attention from his older brother, someone he looked up to. A jealous act that went too far and kept going thanks to a certain Nightmare.
When Xisuma bans Ex, he's under the assumption that they'll be sent to the Hub! Or perhaps even a private world? X has absolutely NO idea that Exiona is being sent to The Void. If he knew, he never would've banned them. But it's too late for that now, and he has no idea.
Ex and Xisuma used to be identical. But Ex's time in the more suffocating parts of The Void took it's toll on him. Their once dark brown hair has started to grow in grey from the stress on their body, (leaving them with salt and pepper-y hair! They bleach/dye it all to be the same light color.) all the time floating in the void has left him weak, he is nowhere near as strong as he used to be, and they're quite frail, in fact.
Ex and Xisuma have a sort of exoskeleton mobility aid for their legs! The End has lower gravity than The Overworld, so it was a difficult adjustment at first. They had them made to help them slowly get used to the overworld's stronger gravity. Xisuma no longer needs his, but Ex practically relies on theirs thanks to The Void.
Ex's black visor plays another role aside from being a style choice. Light. Light and color would be so overwhelming after floating in Nothing for so long. The darkened visor could not only severely limit the amount of light coming in, but it might make all the vibrant colors more manageable as well! It's possible the helmet could also help dull sound, as well. They are very easily overstimulated now, but their helmet helps a LOT.
Now! I mentioned earlier that Ex helps Hels a lot, right? This actually has to do with Ex's ability to control and create glitches! I like the idea that Ex found a way to glitch their own code to create "disguises" of sorts! Basically, they can go into the code and change their skin for lack of better terms! Doing so, however, takes a lot of time and takes a lot out of him. But, if they can do it on themselves.. why not someone else?
So they, if they have the energy and are given the time, can alter the appearance of others by exploiting glitches they can create in code! Such as, allowing Hels to look like herself from before the clone again! The only issue with this is that, because it's using glitches, it's unstable. It can come undone at a moment's notice, and then has to be done all over again. It's why Exiona doesn't really disguise themself all the time (outside of the time and energy need), because it's too unreliable for a lot of the things they do. But if it's to help a friend get back a sense of control over their (not quite) own body?
They may have taken to calling themselves "Evil Xisuma", but they still have a heart.
Originally my Evil X's hair is light because of the stress on their body from being in the void for so long, it's more like salt and pepper hair but they bleach/dye it to be consistent.
(Hair was originally brown/dark brown like Xisuma! They had a little phase the first time they came back from the void where they tried to dye it black before committing to the off-white)
That still remains true! But what if things left in the void slowly become sapped of their color, similar in appearance to sun bleaching?
Upon a person being trapped in The Void or a void-like environment, not only does their clothing/armour lighten and desaturate (moreso the longer they're in that environment), but they themselves begin to look pale and sickly. They'll recover in time and return roughly to how they used to look, but items and clothing are fragile and do not get their color returned and need to be replaced.
Hair may be void bleached but can be grown out to its original color, unless the individual's body has been under so much stress (like Evil X), where the hair instead grows back some lighter variation or grey.
(and of course, this is glossing over the sensory deprivation and muscle atrophy from floating in Nothing. Living organisms must readjust to light, sound, temperature, texture, and even gravity. It's not uncommon for those who were lost in the void to be unable to walk and need physical therapy and mobility aids to recover.)
What if the term "player" originated from Voidwalkers and their term for their groups/family.
I was trying to come up with a term like "haunting" (endermen) for voidwalkers, because they deserve a cool group name too. And I am also on the train of Voidwalkers being among the first players and perhaps the first admins and had a thought.
What if the term "Player" originated from Voidwalkers.
A Play of Voidwalkers, with them calling their group members "players". AUGH ALSO PLAYMATES IS ON THE TABLE AUGH THATS SO CUTE!!
Anyway!! Because the first servers were initially run by Voidwalker admins, they were likely smaller in size and thus, similar to Hermitcraft for example, almost more familial in nature. Thus the Voidwalker admins considered their server mates as part of their Play, thus referring to them as their "Players".
This was so commonplace that it stuck, and even non-voidwalker Admins began to call their server mates their "players". Until now, almost everyone has forgotten the origin of the word Player.
But for those remaining voidwalkers, calling someone a Player, let alone your player, is among the highest signs of trust and respect, as it means they consider you family.