#tedxmandy

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Ted: It's Mandy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff.

Casey: I'd kill to be that bored.

[bullworthpunk]

You know what I just realized?

We never talk about Ted and Mandy.

I mean, they’re probably the only canon couple besides Johnny and Lola and (arguably) TrenKir and they never get any attention.

I wanna know all y’all’s opinions on them! Do you think they’re inherently problematic because of their position in the hierarchy, and their personalities, or do we think maybe they really do like each other??

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Mandy: I don't have feelings for Ted anymore. So, time for me to get out there and spread my wi...

Lola: ...legs.

Mandy: Get out there and spread my legs?

Lola: Well, either way...

Mandy: No! Not either way. Only wings.

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Mandy: [after Ted walks by] Did you just openly wave to my ex-boyfriend?

Lola: Yeah, I always wave at him. He didn't die just because you stopped letting him touch your boobs.

Mandy: Well, I don't wave to the guy at the Aquaberry store you had sex with.

Lola: I had sex with the guy at the Aquaberry store?! I should keep a diary.

Mandy: Oh god, he's coming back. See what you started with your wave?

Lola: I'm sorry, my hand is friendly. Ask any guy from grade school.