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You just have to play with the cards you're dealt. Petey? That guy is an ace. Russell is the king up my sleeve. Derby is my old maid. Zoe is my queen. Algie is like the instruction card you throw away. Johnny is a solid seven. Ted is probably, like, a two. And I'm obviously the joker.

Jimmy Hopkins

#jimmy hopkins #pete kowalski #russell northrop #derby harrington #zoe taylor #algernon papadopoulos #johnny vincent #ted thompson #source: the office #queue

Peanut: I can't find Johnny.

Norton: Hang on.

Norton: [uses hands as microphone] I just made out with Lola Lombardi!

Johnny: What the fuck did you just say?!

Norton: There he is.

#canis canem edit #peanut romano #norton williams #johnny vincent #lola lombardi #source: meme #johnnyxlola #queue

Jimmy: 'Sup, girl? How's the weather in your world?

Zoe: Sunny with a chance of ass-kicking.

#jimmy hopkins #zoe taylor #source: castle #jimmyxzoe #queue

Gary: How did you find me?

Jimmy: It was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

#gary smith #jimmy hopkins #source: tangled #queue

Ivan: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.

Constantinos: Ivan, that's a coma.

Ivan: Sounds festive.

#ivan alexander #constantinos brakus #source: tumblr

Science fact: the world around you is made up of protons, neutrons, morons, and electrons.

Donald Anderson

#donald anderson #source: tumblr #queue

Gary: What's wrong with me?

Pete: You're a sociopath.

#gary smith #pete kowalski #source: adventure time #queue

Johnny: He's not my boyfriend!

Peanut: [hands Johnny a can of beam cola] It might be a bit warm - the cooler's off.

Johnny: Thanks, babe.

#johnny vincent #peanut romano #source: shaun of the dead #johnnyxpeanut #queue

Hattrick: Mr. Galloway is utterly, laughably unqualified to be a teacher. Some offense.

Galloway: Uh... some taken?

#mr. hattrick #mr. galloway #source: archer #queue

You should post more

you’re probably right, but i’m also a busy person with a life outside of tumblr. i’ll try to set up a queue, but there are no guarantees i’ll make more posts before it runs out.

submissions mean i post more, so you could always send in some of those!

#ask #anon #canis canem edit #isn't that the bully fandom in a nutshell though?#we drift in and out but we always come back

Peanut: Hey, how much money do you have?

Hal: Uhhh... 69 cents.

Peanut: Ayyy, you know what that means!

Hal: [choked up] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

#peanut romano #hal esposito #source: vine #submission #joebarbaro #this is beautiful #thank you

Jimmy: You're gay.

Kirby: Obviously I'm not gay.

Jimmy: You were having a romantic relationship with a guy.

Kirby: You got me there.

#canis canem edit #jimmy hopkins #kirby olsen #source: catfish the tv show