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lmao waiting for that moment when nandor is finally about to bite guillermo’s neck but he pulls a twilight move and kisses it instead hahaha wouldn’t that be so funny hahaaaaaha amirite

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hey! new update! got dumped! ho’d around. got a first date soon! dad’s dead! happy pride!

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i wonder how tony hawk feels about sk8 the infinity

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nov 1? no, october 32

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telling everyone my gender pronouns

call that a pronouncement

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every time i get a new follower i check if they’re a pornbot

like there was one which seemed awfully normal

BUT after the first post, it was... not

BLOCKT

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i lov that we as a site can come together mostly to make fun of a fictional lady getting pushed over the cliff by three large dogs even though it’s supposed to be seen as something tragic for the protag of the movie

but we’re like that’s sad, hey alexa play who let the dogs out

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i’ve seen bakuten!! now and i have just one bone to pick

why that episode

okay i get that for plot reasons, it was a good way for the characters to build a bond

but why TH E HECK did we NEED A SCARY EPISODE

Like that twist? WHY DID IT GO FROM A CUTE ANIME TO MY WORST FEAR

WHY DIDN’T IT JUST STAY OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB LEVEL CUTE SCARY EPISODE

I HAVE PICKED THE BONE.