#tekuthal

[ask-the-praetors]

To Tekuthal,

I love your miniature praetor figures! I was wondering though, whether Jin-Gitaxias approves of them?

(The Jin-Gitaxias puppet flailing its arms in comedic rage appears to present an empathic no.)

-Tekuthal

[littjara-mirrorlake]

@memento--moray's Tho-Akadach and Tekuthal (from ONE canon) for Artfight!

They're drinking haterade and shit-talking Jin-Gitaxias together... nature is beautiful 💙🖤

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

TEKUTHAL 

by Dominik Mayer

[ask-the-praetors]

Dear Tekuthal, why do you still work for Jin-Gitaxias? His hatred for creativity seems to create a pretty negative work environment for you, and I'm almost certain Urabrask would love having someone as creative and fun-loving as you around, he'd probably adore watching your puppet shows.

(At "work for Jin-Gitaxias," there's the impression of mocking laughter.)

(Tekuthal mimes himself emerging from the Surgical Bays and squashing Jin-Gitaxias in one of his tentacles.)

-Tekuthal

[littjara-mirrorlake]

Oh my god, Tekuthal is a snob. That’s hilarious.

You approach the great Dominus of Inquiry for the answer to a burning research question, but you have to sit through him mocking your nose shape first.

Jin seethes with rage because every time he walks through the Surgical Bays, Tekuthal floats just out of reach behind him doing this:

[ask-the-praetors]

To the domini: in some of the depictions of you I’ve seen, you seem to be rooted in place. Have any strong feelings on that one way or another?

Good luck with that. They're not exactly big talkers. -S

The devoted bring me bodies. I impale. I slay. It is enough. The small one offers. I accept. She sits upon my body. She causes carnage. It is enough. -Drivnod

(Faint mocking laughter is heard as Tekuthal creates tentacle-puppets of his fellow Domini scurrying as if on mites' feet.) -Tekuthal

Now quit floating behind me every time I walk outside, you bastard. For the last time, your inability to appreciate my Kamigawan garments is no indicator of their inferiority, only yours. -J

Mondrak need not be mobile. She is a bulwark of the Orthodoxy's strength and sings its truth to all. -E

Solphim shouts out her orders every hour and seems content just to watch her followers burn. When she does move, she crushes forges, Phyrexians, and Mirrans alike in her path. My sector supervisors consider her an environmental hazard. -U

ZOPANDREL IS AN APEX HUNTER. SHE NEVER STOPS LEAVING THE HEADS OF HER PREY ALONG HER PATH. IT IS TO BE ADMIRED. -V

[littjara-mirrorlake]

anyone got ideas for a ~quirky~ Tekuthal commander deck?

possibly unrelated side note: I want so bad to play creatureless infect but alas I do not have the cards on arena or the willingness to play irl.

[almostlookedhuman]