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Art block is beating me up so bad rn 🥹 here’s some 1x doodles yay!!

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The fact that I haven’t really posted any fully rendered art on this page 😓😓

#1x1x1x1 #roblox #forsaken?#art #doodle #art block #1x1x1x1 forsaken #Telamon hate #I lobe them guys..

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE TELAMON SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR TELAMON AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR HIM. HATE. HATE.

#greek mythology #tagamemnon #classics #telamon #telamon hate #first proper post in a while is me hating on telamon some things never change #anyastandupcomedy

Drawings based off of the absolute peakest fic I’ve ever read abt Telamon and 1x + Brighteyes (click for full photos)

The fic is called Birds Play Chess on ao3. Full pic of sketches

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Are there any specifics of why you hate Telamon so much? I can guess at general reasons but I want to hear more

It's just because he's a fucking asshole with no redeeming qualities that I know of, he raped Periboea and when she was sold into slavery by her father's guard(who was originally sent to kill her) after that happened Telamon went ahead and bought her as a slave and forced her to marry him and enslaved Hesione and forced her to bare him two children after sacking her city and refuses to allow her to return to Troy despite Priam sending Antenor and Anchises then Paris and Aeneas to retrieve Hesione.

also committed fratricide because he was jealous daddy wasn't giving him enough attention and there is nothing in any source Greek or Roman that points to him feeling ANY remorse for Phocus' death unlike Peleus who Ovid depicts as being very remorseful, and it's not like Telamon is a better father than Aeacus was either cause Telamon exiles Teucer for a stupid ass reason.

He's overall just a world class DIPSHIT and he sucks and I hate him especially for Periboea and Hesione because they're my darlings and I genuinely just can't see anything there is to like about him because the vast majority of his myths is just him being an asshole for NO reason words cannot describe how badly I hate Telamon WE are all killing him on God.