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Goggles goes to jail for his crimes, splashdown is banned as a result.

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“Because I miss you and everyone and I feel like I’ve been dead in the back of a Ford F150 for 80 years, yet all I have to show for myself is this hat, a dysfunctional metro, big fat bitch disease and a computer game full of squares, depression and bees.”

“Why else would I be crying?”

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“Considering the severely short notice you gave us to pull everything together, I’m a little surprised at myself for how well I did this time-- I’m sure you’ll find everything is perfectly worth the [DATA REDACTED] dollars in gold you paid for it, @telephobos.” --T

“I wired up tha lighting with 10 different settings (strobe most definitely included), and the sound system is heavy enough ta hold up a killer wail, let alone tha spicy beats I’ll be Dj-ing all night in @spicy-beats‘s stead,” --O

“A n d, I made sure my Octav-- er, W a s a didn’t taint the style with all of his gangster shtick-- I ordered multiple disco balls, decorative and functional boomboxes, and of course-- I slipped some retro grooves into the setlist that I’m sure would be favorites of any Tartar... Really, I just did what I’d want at my wedding cod forbid, and since you’re one android body away from being me, I’ll safely assume this fits the bill.” --T

“So, whadya think? ‘Speak now or forever hold yo peace’, so they say-- but ya better be good with this, or T might bust’a wire trying ta arrange last minute changes.” --O