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Rory Gilmore is such a weirdly one-dimensional character and I think that's kind of the point? (Part 1 ?)

Rory Gilmore is such a one dimensional character

Like I watched the show when I was younger and the more I think about it over the years, I'm like that ending was in the writing from the start.

She has little to no personality outside the studious book girl thing we see and her relationships and stuff. It’s like she didn't really want for anything.

Like I fully believe she liked journalism enough, but it was never the passion they made it out to be. She was probably like "I like reading, so writing, so journalism." Because she never really showed traits of someone who desperately wants to reveal the truth or has strong journalistic instincts or whatever. She's even antisocial so it doesn't really fit.

People were always telling her who she is and she's not a strong enough personality to break away from those assumptions.

Even with the writing of the show — she's the main character, but what do we actually know about this girl's PERSONALITY other than the basic traits and the bitchy canon typical 2000s behavior?

You can even see she's a people pleaser who just lets people tell her what to do. The whole Mitchum situation is a perfect example. She was always praised for being a quiet, no-trouble-making kid and she stuck with that. And honestly I think it stifled her in the long run.

She never had to develop a strong sense of self because everyone else told her who she was.

And I feel like when people view Rory, they view her in comparison and contrast to Lorelai, so it just amplifies the assumptions. Even how Lorelai views her is in contrast to herself.

And Rory herself definitely never knew who she was or really thought about it.

I also feel like she might have smothered down things that didn't fit the image crafted by everyone else. For example, I genuinely think she liked high society more than she was "supposed" to, but couldn't fully embrace it because of Lorelai.

Even with her relationship with Paris, I think it was consistent with the fact that Rory needed a boss. Paris being the natural steamroller she is kind of served as one for her without fully realizing it, if that makes sense.

Another thing is the constant praise and never pushing boundaries in her teenage years just set her up for failure, or at least a mediocre and honestly unfulfilling life.

Kind of the great irony of the series is that Lorelai was exactly like her mother, just with different values and methods.

The trouble is Rory wasn't a strong enough personality to fully rebel the way Lorelai did without any help. She's too much like Christopher. Totally codependent. She needs someone to lean on to make decisions for her and make her life easier.

I feel like in the Yale and AYITL period she's one of those people who did everything right and everything they were "supposed to," but still don't feel satisfied or like enough.

I also think it's possible she likes books so much not fully, but partly because she honestly doesn't like her life that much and distracts herself from being the person everyone wants or expects all the time.

Like through books she can feel the characters' lives or rebelliousness she's never really able to possess herself.

And honestly, in the first years of the show, Lane being her only friend is interesting too. I don't even think they were that close.

I feel like Lorelai kind of kept her isolated in a way.

Also the show itself doesn't really show us other kids except in specific situations.

Getting in trouble is character building and I feel like not having more friends also contributed to her people-pleasing behaviors because she's always around adults.

Like who's going to get her in trouble a little? Teach her about positive and negative peer pressure? Inspire her to test boundaries?

This might just be part 1 of this because I get really analytical when it comes to Rory.

I think it's because of how hated she is.

But I think she's actually kind of complex.

And that's the thing about complex characters: some people are obviously not going to like them or get them.

anyway this is lowkey high key disorganized thoughts so

[sparklywombatwolfcalzone]

The Anatomy of a Collapse: 16 Flaws of Riverdale

CHAPTER 1: The Casting Director's Paradox (Gold on the bench, lead on the crown)

To understand how Riverdale mutated from the aesthetic phenomenon of 2017 into the living meme of global television, one must look past the time travel of the final season; one must look at the original blueprint of its casting room.

The series suffered from one of the most fascinating and tragic paradoxes of the modern industry: it possessed a brilliant peripheral instinct for finding prestigious veteran presence and raw talent in the margins, but committed a nuclear miscalculation in selecting its leading couple.

💎 Subchapter A: The Miracle of the Supporting Cast, the Burial of Two Promises, and the Trinity of Charisma

The casting director did not assemble a traditional teen television ensemble; they built a heavy-duty infrastructure supported by pillars that the production ultimately smothered or bled dry:

The 90s Moral Umbrella: Bringing in Luke Perry (Beverly Hills, 9010s), Skeet Ulrich (Scream), and Mädchen Amick (Twin Peaks) provided a craft, a scenic dignity, and a dramatic truth that rescued the script from absolute ridicule. When Luke or Skeet looked into the camera, the CW town felt real.

The Trinity That Sustained the Show: In the face of the central couple's collapse, three actors fulfilled their roles with surgical precision and overflowed with the charisma needed to hypnotize a global audience. Cole Sprouse executed a masterful reinvention from child star to cynical neo-noir leading man, becoming the magnetic soul of the series; Madelaine Petsch hijacked every scene through absolute commitment to camp, theatricality, and visual irony (making the ridiculous look iconic); and Camila Mendes brought the sophistication, comic timing, and corporate solidity perfect for an impeccable Veronica Lodge. These three were the true engine of the show's social media fandom.

The Talent Mass Grave (Casey Cott and Ashleigh Murray): This is where the casting process committed an "industrial crime." In Ashleigh Murray (Josie McCoy), they found an actress with an electric screen presence, and in Casey Cott (Kevin Keller), a technical actor with immense dramatic range. For both, the series was not a springboard; it was an inescapable burial. They were used as mere aesthetic patches for diversity and LGBTQ+ representation in the early seasons, hollowed out of actual character arcs, freezing their careers at their moment of highest potential. (Forensic note: In Season 1, Reggie Mantle wasn't even Charles Melton; he was Ross Butler occupying a glorified extra role with lines, proving the production hadn't even considered giving dramatic space to that profile).

🎭 Subchapter B: The Wrongful Monarchs (The Mirage of KJ and Lili's Ambition)

The collapse of the ecosystem began when production handed over the keys to the kingdom and narrative control to two profiles that ultimately poisoned the show:

🩸 KJ Apa (The Expired Heartthrob and Hollow Virtuosity): KJ Apa was chosen because he perfectly matched the CW's visual standard: the handsome good-boy face and the sculpted torso required for the promotional poster. His hair was dyed to mimic Archie's signature red, and in the first season, his extreme youth (18–19 years old) passed for the naive comic book teenager. Very soon, despite being the youngest in the cast, he looked just as far—if not further—from high school age than the rest, becoming a rugged man trapped in disconnected, highly physical plots because he couldn't shoulder the dramatic weight.However, KJ's true technical short-circuit lay in his nature as a mechanical imitator. The actor himself confessed that his musical proficiency with the guitar was a deciding factor in landing the role. On a technical level, he possessed an uncanny ability for vocal mimicry, successfully masking his native New Zealand accent to maintain the fiction of an American boy without a single phonetic fracture. The fatal flaw was the absolute lack of emotional transmission in both fields. His mastery of the American accent was flawless yet inert, devoid of emotional nuance; and his dexterity with musical instruments was executed like a cold, rote rehearsal. KJ played and spoke in the correct key, but his eyes conveyed nothing, hollowing out the soul of the story's hero. His lack of interpretative leadership left the throne of the series completely unprotected.

👑 Lili Reinhart (The Excess of Ambition): Where KJ sinned by omission, Lili sinned by commission. She entered the series with a fierce ambition to be validated as the "prestige actress" of her generation. The error here was not a lack of talent, but rather corporate personality. Her need to monopolize the serious arcs and be the moral center of the show strained the writers' room to its breaking point. Faced with the vacuum of an Archie (KJ) who was only useful for taking his shirt off, Lili’s ambition hypertrophied Betty Cooper. This forced the writers to transform her into a mystical "Mary Sue," a detective, and an FBI agent, obliterating the show's ensemble balance to feed her personal brand.

⚖️ The Industrial Verdict

The casting of Riverdale assembled a peripheral ensemble and a supporting trinity (Cole, Cami, Mads) capable of making pop television history. However, it crowned the structure with a male lead who functioned as a flawless vocal and musical automaton unable to project a single genuine emotion on screen, and a female lead willing to cannibalize anyone necessary to hoard screen time for her own benefit. Disaster was served.