“ Last night I had one vodka too many & this morning when I woke up there’s a fuckin’ baby pig in my apartment & I don’t know how the fuck it got here or how I return it. ”

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“ Last night I had one vodka too many & this morning when I woke up there’s a fuckin’ baby pig in my apartment & I don’t know how the fuck it got here or how I return it. ”
Ares had his back turned when he heard the sound of footsteps coming up behind him, ❝ about time you showed up, after all, I am paying you by th — ❞ it wasn’t until he turned around to actually look at whom he was speaking to did he realize his mistake. ❝ oh. you’re not vlad. ❞
“ saw a building on fire earlier -- thought it was the bar & got worried for a moment ! turns out it was a boarded up shop a few doors down, panic over, ” joshua snickered quietly, before raising the lit cigarette between his fingers to his lips & taking a drag. “ aren’t many places i’d be upset to lose, but where would i go t ’ start fights if the bar closed down ? ”
❝ you know, it’s been said that it is very RUDE not to knock. ❞ kal hummed out, his tone TANTALIZING as his ice blue hues gleamed.