tellsthenarrative replied to your post: ☆ ☎ ✉
omg i love this
u wanna turn any into a starter *eye emoji*
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tellsthenarrative replied to your post: ☆ ☎ ✉
omg i love this
u wanna turn any into a starter *eye emoji*
☆ ☎ ✉
☆ : for a drunken voicemail
[ record voicemail ▶ eliza💎💍]
“ELIZA I DON’T THINK I CAN DRIVE HOME??? FUCK that was loud, sorry [laughing] anyway — ok no Herc you can’t fuckin’ drive either what the fuck you had like a billion — sorry I should stop saying fuck — anyway I don’t think I have cash so Herc and John and me, we are all. Pretty drunk. ‘Liza babe I don’t know we’ve all called everyone can you drive us? [distant:] JOHN GET OFF ME GIVE IT BACK I’M CALLING ELIZA [dropping sound] fuck i hope it didn’t break. ‘Liza. ‘Liza all’s good but I think us three need a ride. Shit I have like 20 percent, call John if you’re coming okay? I’m sorry babe I didn’t think I would drink this much?”
[ end voicemail ]
☎: for a voicemail not meant for you
[ record voicemail ▶ eliza💎💍]
“Oh, my god, remember how I told you I wanted a son?? Guess what John — I’m a dad now!! We have a son!!! His name is Philip and he’s the cutest? Shit, he has curly hair, and he’s so small like Jesus I didn’t remember how fucking tiny babies are, and Eliza is fine — wait, what’s that beeping — oh I got a — wait, what the fuck? John if you’re on your phone you should have answered not made me go to voicemail like an idiot. Oh wait shit this is Eliza... [muffled laughing] I mean, I guess you already know you’re fine! Jesus, how’d I send it wrong? Did I click the wrong thing? Jesus, how do I get out of h —”
[ end voicemail ]
✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail
[ record voicemail ▶ eliza💎💍]
“I can’t even type properly Eliza please come to the hospital Philip’s here please tell me you’re driving please please please just come here.”
[ end voicemail ]
arielthelionhearted
Someone just tried to break into my friend’s house...
Omg Is everyone ok?
spookyscaryhamiltonSomeone just tried to break into my friend’s house...
is everyone alright? please stay safe hon. i love you
tellsthenarrativeSomeone just tried to break into my friend’s house...
I hope you and everyone else is ok and I’m so sorry that’s just… terrifying <3 <3 <3
physically, we’re fine. my dog started losing her shit when she heard the guy messing with the window. the cops actually found him around the back of the house trying to mess with her fence. so I guess he wasn’t just giving up.
i’m just...so tired. i was finally starting to relax and then this shit happens.
+ @tellsthenarrative asked: [MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort. Accepting ( x )
[ sms: ‘liza 💖 ] bossy! [ sms: ‘liza 💖 ] i like it when you’re bossy. [ sms: ‘liza 💖 ] you got popcorn in there? [ sms: ‘liza 💖 ] i’m not stepping away from this brief for anything less than a full bowl of popcorn.
@tellsthenarrative replied to your post:CATELL 16 FACTOR TEST rules: take this TEST for...
#“emotional stability 18%” put that on his fuckin grave tbh –my fave thing
“emotional stability 18% / aggressiveness 82%” has anything ever described him better than this??? probably not
[MSG:] Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
texts. // accepting.
[ ⟹ 💞 ] this seems vaguely like a challenge so CHALLENGE ACCEPTED[ ⟹ 💞 ] get ready to give more high fives than u have in ur entire life[ ⟹ 💞 ] i mean??? it wont be hard to mention it a lot it was a p memorable event[ ⟹ 💞 ] speaking of. when r we doing that again???
❛ MA------------- you look NICE. ❜ it’s been a WHILE since he last saw her SMILING ;; that’s what he’s complimenting. he couldn’t defend his father -- he could empathize, but never defend his actions. the most he could do was help support his mother -- A GOOD MAN. that’s all he could be.
█ @tellsthenarrative || call.
{ && @tellsthenarrative } || --- He scans her, eyes searching for some semblance of TEASING, or playful picking at his every last move ;; he finds none ( only a softness he can’t yet put words to --- SHOCKING ).
--- “ I’ll sleep soon, TRUST ME, “ he says, neglecting to voice his tendency of falling asleep in public ;; perhaps the train back home would be his next resting place, or perhaps he will doze off between classes, head against books or binders or work not yet finished. “ --- don’t worry about it, I’ll be FINE. “