#tenderoni.

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Miscommunication.

Kailua: I need to poo.

Me: How do you need to poo? You don't even eat.

Kailua: I didn't say I had to poo.

Me: Oh, what did you say then?

Kailua: I said I missed you.

Me: Hahahahahahahahaahha.

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Just your average Sunday conversation.

Me: What if i shaved my head bald?

Him: I'd rub your head like Buddha.

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Meanwhile when i was packing...

Me: What is the weather like over there right now?

Him: It's cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Me: -___- Thank you, you're so helpful.