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mfs will draw "ship art" and it's someone actively trying to get away from the other one
📺: wowee if only we could've had a normal relationship... in another universe... one where i didn't know you since you were a child and we weren't in a more-or-less incestuous relationship...
🍎: dw it doesn't feel like that to me
📺: i'm :( not family :( to you :( ?! >[^(
im a rlly big fan of onesided kris/ramb personally... while spamton is mr "I WANT THAT [Nonbinary]" ramb is a guilty old man pervert... more than anything wants to feel kris' hands on his cord again... but knows it's wrong, and he shouldn't want that... so he hangs back and watches them from afar
i’m always the firm believer that Kris is someone you yearn for and not someone who yearns (openly),, i can rant about why i think so but my response would end up being far too long for a response so here’s a summary:
it’s mostly because Kris finds it embarrassing,, just… cringe (feelings ?? eew),, and if they want to be cruel: downright pathetic,, one of the reasons why they tease Noelle by being a scaredy-cat and a cry baby when Dess isn’t around to defend her,,
being caught expressing anything beyond neutrality, anger, and sometimes even joy, makes them feel too exposed and vulnerable,, heaven forbid looking at someone with longing and heart eyes and bleh !! gross !! get that away from me !!
Ramb has an inflated ego because he got the most attention from Kris out of all of them (sorry Tenna keep fuming),, i think a pippin pointed out how he butts in on decision making, thinking he knew Kris better than anyone there because of this,,
and i feel bad for Ramb because Kris would not hesitate to break his heart and destroy the tiniest hope left in him that Kris would feel the same way,, and that’s why he chooses to be a spectator than an active participant among other reasons,, 👀👀👀
as much as Ramb tries to deny it,, him and Tenna aren’t all that different at the end of the day,, they have built a fantasy within the walls of their prison to make themselves feel better about being left behind,, Ramb is just way better at pretending to be okay than the walking disaster that is his boss,,
besides,, did you see the way Kris treated Tenna ?? how they looked at him whenever he claims they love him ?? that he’s the only thing they’ll ever need ???? heh,, yeah… i think Ramb’s better off actually helping them rather than force them to pretend everything’s okay,,
what a relief that he’s here, right Kris?
I like putting Kris together with sleazy older men bc i find it pretty hot thinking of them as the world's deadest fish 🤌
the other reason they can't bring aqua back to castle town is cuz guess who would try to touch the conveniently young-kris-shaped flower