#tenthstreetshepard

[superstarspectre]

tenthstreetshepard replied to your post:

"My model ship collection would make Hackett jealous. But he, like me, has the same problem: We keep losing the damn things. Would you keep an eye out for it?"

"Yeah, I'll do what I can, Shepard. You think maybe someone might've misplaced it? Maybe taken it for their own?"

[theroguesniper]

tenthstreetshepard:

"Once or twice. Three times a day at one point. I think that was in the middle of that business with the pirates a few years back."

"Hmmmm. You sure it was that much? I don't know, Shepard, I feel like I don't say it enough."

[theroguesniper]

"Some people get distracted while they're trying to get something to eat while they multitask. Objects get left in the refrigerator sometimes."

"Rrrright. Right. Of course. Should have known. You humans are weird, Shepard, have I ever told you that?"

[theroguesniper]

"I checked behind my desk, above the counter, in the refrigerator, behind Joker's chair, under the aforementioned chair and in the entire cargo bay. Oh well. If you see it floating somewhere, would you grab it for me?"

"... why would it be in the fridge?"

[theroguesniper]

Garrus do you know what happened to my model ship of that Turian frigate?

"Did you check behind your desk? I don't go near those things, Shepard, I know how you can get about them."

[infiltratingtacticalgenius]

"Thought you died?"

[infiltratingtacticalgenius]

tenthstreetshepard replied to your post: Have you ever peed in a bottle to avoid going to the bathroom while calibrating?

[Squint]

[Is totally honest]

[infiltratingtacticalgenius]

tenthstreetshepard replied to your post: Have you ever driven in any sort of race?

…No. No it doesn’t. I know what we’re doing next shore leave.

We're not shaving our heads and joining a gang are we? Jack already offered me that.