Feb 20, 2021
Maximum Ride + The Onion Headlines
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Maximum Ride + The Onion Headlines
1/?
If anybody has any information about Ter Borcht please tell me.
harmonica
Ter Borcht: “Is dere anysing special about you?”
Fang: “Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”
X-ray vision
Ter Borcht: “Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?”
Gazzy: “I have x-ray vision.” (looks at ter Borcht’s chest and then looks appalled)
not what was expected
Ter Borcht: “You haf a malfunctioning chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills are sadly much less than ve had hoped for.”
Max: “And yet I could still kick your doughy Eurotrash butt from here to next Tuesday. So that’s something.”
Dessert stealer
Ter Borcht: "I assume you alvys hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?
Iggy: Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert.
Max:Write that down, he's a notorious dessert stealer
The tough one
Ter Borcht:"Vhy do You let a girl be de leader?"
Fang: "She's the tough one."
Max: Dang right
I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing.
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