Lunch Time Quibbles- Terandil/Aldaril/Icarus
“By Auri-El, are you eating that whole damned plate?!”
“What?” Icarus eyed his brother in between the gulps of milk, “Like you wouldn’t eat a horse yourself, you colossal oaf!”
His jaw hung loose. Aldaril could easily admit that his appetite could empty a house rather fast, but that was expected, he was over seven foot and built like a shit brick house.
The fact that his midget scrawny brother had doubled what he had on his own plate? Definitely wasn’t expected. At all.
... Gods, he had already shoveled at least a good third of the plate of meats already down. “For the love of--- At least taste the food, brother!”
“Dun’ eden bodur.” The justiciar responded disgracefully, mouth full of meat, “Foo’ here ain’ god no tase.” The mer swallowed heavily. “Like you would expect some barbaric humans to actually know what good food taste like!”
Aldaril let out a long irritated sigh, “I have to disagree. The horker stew I think is to die for.” Aldaril took in a spoonful, grinning as he let the taste melt into his mouth, “And besides, if it were an Altmer in the kitchen prepping the same stuff exactly how it is right now, I’m sure you would be fawning all over it, wouldn’t you?”
“Oh please,” Icarus stuffed a rabbit leg into his mouth, “You know as well as I d’ wha’ Al’meri cuisine is lige, an’ I cou’ dell you righ’ now dis is definadely naw id.”
Aldaril, stared deadpan at his brother, “Brother, at least try the Horker stew.”
Icarus frowned, “Why would I do that?”
“Just do it.” “Not a chance.” “Icarus. Try it.”
“Brother--” “It might be the same situation where I surprised you with Nord Mead--” “You do realize I’m still mad at you for that right?”
“Were you always this petty and I’m only just noticing it now?” “Kiss my arse.”
“Fine.” Aldaril held his hand out towards his brother. “Get a bowl and try the stew. If you don’t like it, next round of drinks is on me.”
Icarus paused before getting up from his seat, slapping Aldarils hand. “I’m holding you to your word on that , but I swear to Magnus you o--” The justiciar froze for a moment, as if he just saw Ancano or that one teacher they ran into on their first day. He immediately slammed himself down onto the seat, taking one of his textbooks from his pack and hiding his face, “Al, I am not here.”
Aldaril tilted his head at his brother, “What are you talking about?”
“Blonde Altmer in the robes. I’m not here.”
“Oh for the love of Mara, what did you do now??”
“N-nothing, he’s just a nosy pain in the ass. If he asks for me I’m not here-- Gods, didn’t realize this was dwemer science.”
“Well, if you’re going to be an arse about it...” Aldaril cleared his throat, waving his arm in the air, “Excuse me ceruval, are you looking for a seat?”
“Oh fuck you, Aldaril.” The justiciar seethed from behind his tome.
“What’d we learn today?” Aldaril responded with a shiteating grin.










