#terminally-caprisuns

[dirt-noodles]

please refer to me as only Man Diana Axa from now on thank you

[caligulousaquarium]

Argh, you made my day! Thank you so much, stranger! ^^

Wah! You’re welcome and Thank you so much that’s so sweet of you! ^^

[dirt-noodles]

Don't anteaters eat worms?

Looks like when I am eaten I’ll finally come out of that sweet 19.1 anteater assssssssssssss 

[dirt-noodles]

So I was tagged by terminally-caprisuns to do the whole 92 truths thing going around but since it’s a bit long, I’ll put that stuff under this nice lil cut here

What was your: 

Last beverage: “XTREME CITRUS DROP” because I’m a winner

Last phone call: uhhhhhhHHHHHHHH I don’t really have a phone but I skype Tris a lot if that counts at all


Last text message: Bunny, my bb 

Last song you listened to: It was an MCR song, I know that much... I think this one?? idk


Last time you cried: This morning because I cry too much over the tiniest things pfft 

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: Kinda


Been cheated on: I would hope not

Kissed someone and regretted it: hell yeah


Lost someone special: mmmhmm

Been depressed: Yup

Been drunk and threw up: Nope and I don’t plan on it


List 3 favorite colors: Blue, Orange and red

Last year, have you:

Made a new friend: Yes!!! :D


Fallen out of love: Yup

Laughed until you cried: Pffft all the time


Found out who your true friends are: ???????? uh???? I guess?? I only really talk to a few people tbh 

Found out someone was talking about you: yep!

General:

How many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life: Most of them

Firsts:

First surgery: When I was little I had surgery on my eyes


First piercing: I have no piercings, sadly 


First best friend: Katie! :D


First sport you joined: 
None

First vacation: I went camping in Indiana when I was little, then a few years back we went to this water park type place in Columbus. 

Right now:

Eating:  I’m chewing on my hand in between typing this, does that count? 


Drinking: XTREME CITRUS DROP and it’s warm and flat ugh

I’m about to: Who knows? I sure don’t. 

Waiting for: January <3

Your future:

Want kids: Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

Get married: Already talked about it with a certain somebody :D

Career: I’d like to go into cosmetics or something tbh

Which is better:

Lips or eyes: Eyes

Hugs or kisses: Depends on who it is

Shorter or taller: Taller

Older or younger: Older tbh 


Romantic or spontaneous: Both are really nice!


Nice stomach or nice arms: ??????? Well I don’t thirst for arms I can say that much??? But I really like squishy bellies heheh


Sensitive or loud: loud things are frightening so sensitive please

Hook-up or relationship: Relationship

Trouble maker or hesitant: A bit of both

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: Yes, actually. 

Drank hard liquor: I don’t plan to. 


Lost glasses/contacts: pfffffffffffffthah... About that. Next question. 

Sex on first date: No, not unless I’ve been with said person for a long time before said date


Broke someone’s heart: I hope not. 

Arrested: Nope. 

Turned someone down: Yee

Cried when someone died: I cry when I kill a bug on accident. So no, I don’t think I would be upset in the slightest. 

Fallen for a friend: Yep!

Do you believe in:

Yourself: ahahahaha yeah no

Miracles: ehhhhhhhhhhhh not really


Love at first sight: I’m half and half on it tbh


Heaven: Depends on what’s been going on that day. 

Santa Claus: I am Santa. 

Kiss on the first date: Yes!

Angels: Again, it depends. 

and for this I’m only gonna tag one dork, which is solluxord. :)

[dirt-noodles]

YOU CHANGED FROM BLOOD AND SEX

Now I’m a worm 

[dirt-noodles]

MANDA THE PROPHECY HAS CAME TRUE I WATCHED AGE OF ULTRON FOUND MYSELF ATTRACTED TO A ROBOT ROBO PORN CONFIRMED

Gotta get that 19.1 pound robot assssssssssssss

[dirt-noodles]

43 ;)))))))) *cough*unclesusan*cough*

Uncle Susan is my twin. 

[dirt-noodles]

Blood and sex. Wow.

If I were ever to change my url it’d be that