#terran lloyd

[rathwald]

Daily doodle

[arcane-artisan]

<3 is in the air

[bestwarlock]

Terran Gets Owned By Demons, Act I: Demons are Unbreakable.

It was a normal day in Stormwind. The Stormwind City Watch were using their misappropriated tax funds to buy a water ski. The water ski was blue and gold and said “Raiz taxez” on the side of it because they wanted enough money to buy one for everyone on the guard.

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“Um, this is wrong.” Terran said showing up with his nightstick. He had just finished using it to smack around some potted plants that were out of line. He broke them. This was his justice.

“Stormwind Law Paragraph B part 2 section 9 level 4 CUH-LEARLY states that the guard will NOT buy a water ski and ask for high taxes.” He yelled at all of the cadets and all of the privates (lol, privates) and all of the sergeants and even a few other animals and stuff that were just minding their own business. One was probably a druid.

All of the guards cried all at once and marched inside to do PT. 100 sit ups, 100 push ups, and 100 Lloydies. You don’t want to know what Lloydies are.

“Boo, hoo!” They all cried. Terran Lloyd was outside though. He was a Knight now and he was using his power to have the water ski all to himself. The Knight-Captains were in sensitivity training that day because they said demons were bad and had to be reeducated. Terran Lloyd did not go, he cited Stormwind Law Paragraph G Part 9: Anyone who has a hat cannot go indoors, therefore entry into a room is unjust, so sayeth the law.

“Fucking sweet.” Terran Lloyd said really loudly. That was his catchphrase. When he was knighted he yelled at it Tatterbum and Morrowgroan. That’s what he called them by the way. He was kind of a tyrant.

Anyway, so Terran lloyd was on his water ski and was thinking about getting a pontoon boat just for his hat. Why not, he was almost king anyway. That’s when the demons showed up.

“Oh no!” Terran Lloyd crowed. “Not the demons, they’re going to fuck my plans up.” He loved saying the F word almost as much as he loved the shush word. He was the one who empowered that curse by the way. “Don’t kick my ass or I’ll throw you in jail along with your smart, intelligent, kind, wholesome, rich, pretty, tall, stylish, superior boss. Why? I am jealous.”

“Please reconsider.” Stimmy said. She was that boss that was just mentioned BTW. “Actually, don’t.”

So the demons kicked Terran Lloyd out of Stormwind and they were all given the rank of Knight-Manager, something Terran Lloyd wouldn’t see because he was currently living like a wild man in Stranglethorn. No one would recognize him, he was crazy and ate berries.

[everyone-just-calls-me-jeri]

Incinerate

Jerimoth had never wanted to vaporize someone so badly in his life.

No. That wasn’t right. Terran didn’t deserve to be incinerated. It would be too quick and merciful.

Something agonizingly slow would be more appropriate. He could fill his veins to the brim with Fel. Or call his felhounds to slowly drain him of his magic until he folded into a withered husk. Perhaps even open a portal in his tiny brain, growing just ever so slightly until it consumed him from the inside.

The pleasant imagery flashed through his mind while he was forced to smile and make small talk with the Sergeant. Jerimoth stayed true to form, chipper and positive like a good little priest. It was humiliating. He had even blessed him with the Light, Masters’ sake.

He ground his teeth as Terran turned his back to leave. A perfect opportunity ripe for the taking... but it was not his decision to make. The whispers were the only thing stopping him from lunging at him. “It is not the right time. Have patience.” The Sergeant would have to meet his fate another day. They all would, in the end.

“It is only a matter of time.”

(( from RP with @terranlloyd​​ : )  ))

[arcane-artisan]

I made a 3D @terranlloyd btw.  Now I HAVE to do something now that I got both of them...

[rathwald]

This is our get-along shirt. 

[arcane-artisan]

When it rains on vacation...

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[arcane-artisan]

Not really canon, but this one of the kisstober prompts too nice to keep in the art vault. :> @terranlloyd