#terrible science

[greentrickster]

I walk calmly up to the microphone at the Entomology/Ichthyology group conference and lean in.

"Butterflies and moths are a subspecies of flying fish, because they all have scales that come off if you rub hard enough."

I am never invited back to the conference, because my body is never found.

[puffitale]

Some creationist bullshit to start your week. I’m how was made by Keith Ham back when he was still terrorising only suburban Brisbane. Think of it as his Big Red Car era - if we compare him to an actual Australian icon of the time period that went on to have international success, the Wiggles.

Only, the Wiggles don’t make me want to shit myself in frustration.

[dauntlesscoffee]

Dear Barbara, Scrolling through Facebook today, I saw a remedy for falling asleep fast and staying asleep. You mix coconut oil, honey, and salt and then wash it down with warm water. I've been sleepless lately and since you like coconut oil so much I thought I'd ask you if this really work! Yours in sleep, Sweet-n-Salty

Dear Sweet-n-Salty, 

Yes this is 100% pure science truth. Coconut oil contains medium chain triceratops enzymes and see normally they’re just plant eaters, but they feed on adrenaline molecules when entered into a chemical reaction with the bee venom from the honey. 

The ingredients on their own are neutral, but once you mix them in the water, it breaks up the chemicals and creates an oxidation reaction. The salt serves as a stabilizer and is very important or else you’ll get acid reflux from all the entropy caused by the reaction. 

Honestly this is such a fantastic home remedy and it’s completely GMO free and falls in line with the paleo-jurassic park diet. 

Sincerely, 

Barbara

[theboredgeek]

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