Potato, BA

I'm a potato, BA

[puffitale]

My icon is a photo of JC Chasez with an idiot hair cut, of course I hate Justin Timberlake

[screenshotsofdespair]

[puffitale]

The vinyl community

[puffitale]

Like...

What happened to the person who bought Justin's French toast in 2001.

...

Did they use it to make Justin Bieber?

[lamignonette]

[puffitale]

Me when I have 15 tabs open on a variety of NSW, Sydney & Australian historical archives trying to find a good picture of the Royal Yacht Ophir during the May of 1901 royal visit of the Duke and Duchess of Cornwall (Later King George V & Queen Mary) to Sydney before going down to Melbourne to open the Australian Parliament for the first time then using the same font used on the cover of Britney Spears' third album within the article.

Found on the Flicker account of Museums of History NSW

[puffitale]

Thing I can apparently do now: cook a 4 pound piece of corned beef on the stove.

Thing I can also do: consume a quarter of it in less than 3 hours.

[puffitale]

Wondering if I'm so far in procrastination mode on this month's Buzz that I'm willing to post a anonymous tip that 'Nsync is not only going to reunite at Taylor Swift's wedding, and that they perform For The Girl Who Has Everything without Justin (he'll be there, he just doesn't want to perform) as a surprise first dance gift from Travis to Taylor.

Or is my For the Girl Club Mix supremacy bias showing too much?

On the subject, some predictions.

The actual first dance will either be From This Moment On by Shania Twain.

[puffitale]

She apparently had Paul McCartney sing I Want To Hold Your Hand at the ceremony. Though I'm guessing he did it as a gift, it's not what I would've done, then again, I have 'Nsync Debut on vinyl money, not offend God money with a close enough personal relationship for Paul McCartney to sing at my wedding as a personal gift.

[puffitale]

Since we're farting out records left and right to the point where we're getting weirdly shaped records, imma need Tearing Up My Heart on a heart shaped vinyl in crushed beetle shellac raspberry red for its 30th anniversary...

[apolladay]

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Voting ended onJul 9

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Okay but we need more info there are so many variables here.

Is the guy chill and just needs a comfy place to sleep? Will he just leave if I ask nicely or at least help pay rent and tidy up? Or is he planning to wear my skin as a suit? If yes do we have to fight to the death?

What type of cockroaches? German? Not ideal, super hard to get rid of. Smoky brown? Kinda chill, mostly wanna be outside, maybe I have a moisture problem. Madagascan hissing? Slightly concerned about where they came from but excited about my 1000 new pets.

What would you rather find living in your basement/attic/spare room?

Man who wants to wear your skin as a suit, have to fight him

Man who is pretty chill, will leave if asked

1000 German cockroaches, gotta call pest control

1000 smoky brown cockroaches, gotta address your moisture issue

1000 Madagascan hissing cockroaches, very cute

Voting ended onJul 5

[puffitale]

I've lived in a hoarding situation with 1000s of German cockroaches. I didn't like it, but I survived it.

I would consider your living conditions before you call a pest service.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

have you ever changed your surname legally

yes, marriage

yes, transition

yes, witness protection

yes, stage name / similar

yes, correcting spelling

yes, immigration

yes, other

no

bald

Voting ended onJul 10

[puffitale]

I was born a Tale, and unless I can find a family better than mine, I will remain a Tale (not actual surname). Might hyphenate because I'm not changing my signature.

[teathattast]

[puffitale]

I don't know if it would fit into an envelope, but with enough bubble wrap it might survive the trip from Britain to the US

[sceptixfakemon]

Do you accept pictures including dogs?

hell YES!!!! they are so friends,,... i will cry thank you for your offering

[puffitale]

My Taylor Swift Mii had a baby with my Sir Henry Parkes Mii so now there’s an enthusiastic Victorian child creeping around my island.

[puffitale]

Photos from Hobart

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[puffitale]

Men don't notice me and the ones I notice are either taken or well above my pay grade for an unemployed virgin in her late 30s with untreated neurodivergence.

[yaoiblackmold]

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

[burgundyflowers]

The world doesn't revolve around one country. What is popular over there might not be the same in another country and it's totally normal but pop culture for example is a global thing like most people know Ariana Grande. This is just an example.

[lydiardbell]

Yeah pop culture is universal and most societies like the same stuff, just like how everyone knows who Zhou Xuan, Dhanush, and Mia Guissé are and we all know and love the classic holiday season movie Al-Risâlah

[puffitale]

None of you bitches know who Molly Meldrum is but let me tell you he knows how to pick a future icon and he's anointed quite a few.

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[puffitale]

[crapbirdphotography]

i swear on my life this was an eagle i saw today

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[Crap-O-Meter Rating Explanation]

Crap-O-Meter Rating

Grade AA Crap Bird Photo

Grade A Crap Bird Photo

Grade B Crap Bird Photo

Average Bird Photo

Maybe it's not crap, but I like it anyway!!

Voting ended onJun 18

[puffitale]

I also be seeing birbs