probably the worst idea i've ever had (ft. hq rarepair that i've never seen anyone discuss before)
So, I have I think more than thirty tskym fics in my docs (none of them are fully complete) and recently I've been working on one that was supposed to be a one-shot yet it escalated and it's growing to be its full monster.
Without sharing much, it revolves around Tadashi and Kei's relationship, with it tempting to cross the lines from really-close-friends to something more - yet without ever making the real jump. I also projected my experience with comphet and realising I was bisexual and the internalized homophobia I first faced - and since my favourite character of all Haikyuu is Tadashi, well, I used him as my guinea pig.
The thing is, I wanted to include a Tsukki pair that was not TsukkiYama, KuroTsuki, TsukiKage or TsukiHina, since they wouldn't really fit in the story. I was scrolling on twitter and boom.
Hear me out: TeruTsuki - don't click off yet.
Listen, does it make sense? Absolutely not. I think Tsukki would be annoyed as hell with Terushima - yet I actually am starting to like the idea of them as a messy fwb situation, where there are no strings attached and they just vibe.
So, I think Teruyama is a pretty popular ship and although I have no problems (because why would I have) if someone ships it, I never could get totally behind it. Like, I guess it's fun, yet I also think Tadashi would never like someone like Terushima. And I think people like it more because it gives the chance to write about Punk!Yamaguchi, which I think it's a funny concept yet I'm not a fan of because I always find myself missing the actual/canon Tadashi.
Yet...Terutsuki? That could be funny and almost even plausible without changing their personalities - too much.
I feel so stupid - this is all this user's fault.
And this one too
TELL ME YOU CAN'T SEE IT? There's something cooking here.
And just imagine the amount of drama it would cause. For context, when I write jealousy I usually write Tsukki kind of depressed and with self-esteem issues (because, same) - which is great for angst and character/relationship study! Yet, I've realised that writing jealousy with Tadashi has so much potential to be funny AS FUCK.
He was two seconds from barking at Koganegawa just because he called Kei "Tsukki". Just imagine how funny it would be if Tsukki was suddenly going out with freaking Terushima.
I imagine him just being like "What the fuck, Tsukki. Since when do you like punks? He has a tongue piercing for fucks sake! Who cares if he is on the top of his class - his hair is piss coloured!"
And I think it would be even funnier if Kei and Terushima didn't actually have any sort of feelings for the other. Like, I'm not saying as in they are fake-dating, but like more as friends that occasionally make out because one, it's fun. Two, Terushima is figuring things out. Three, Kei wants to move on from whatever the hell happened between Yamaguchi and him and he is going to do it - in one way or another.
They are both using the other for something, yet it is not unhealthy since they are pretty open about it.
So, what if Tsukki wants to make Tadashi a bit jealous? Terushima doesn't mind - he is enjoying it even.
I have no words to express how disappointed I am of myself.
Summary: Kei doesn't think there's anything better than this, having Yuuji above him as everything in his body craves more and more. He hadn't expected it to be so intense, but it's amazing what one little pill can do.
Rating: E
Tags: kinktober 2017, aphrodisiacs, just useless porn tbh
Note: First it's been forever since I did pwp. I don't think I've even done it for this fandom yet, so excuse me for being rusty lol. I wanted to attempt Kinktober but it kinda fell through pft, but I did manage to get a few done, so I hope you enjoy this! Big thanks to @emeraldwaves for reading this over!
AO3
It had all started with a glass of wine, Yuuji's predatory gaze, and a pill.
"Wanna try it?" Yuuji had said, his hands already tracing light circles on the insides of Kei's thighs. Kei twitched beneath the touch, the anticipation curling low in his gut. It made him squirm further into Yuuji's arms, begging him to go lower, to use his large hands to give Kei exactly what he wanted.
And he was sure to, in time. Something else had been on the agenda for that night though. Yuuji's smirk was broad and dangerous as he mouthed at Kei's neck, pulling away with a wet pop and shaking the small bottle of pills in Kei's face.
Kei licked his lips as Yuuji's hands dipped into his underwear, trailing over his perineum and balls like he had his teasing down. He basically did. Kei was easy to coax into arousal, his body heating up and already itching to be full.
His vision was hazy as he tracked the pills in Yuuji's hand, but he got the message loud and clear before Yuuji even spoke.
"Let's see how loud you'll beg for my cock," he whispered into Kei's ear, and the blond's body tensed, quite ready to do just that. Kei nodded eagerly, pulling Yuuji into a searing kiss as they tumbled back on the bed, no plans of leaving anytime soon.
Kei hadn't had any expectations one way or the other about aphrodisiacs. Sex with Yuuji was still sex with Yuuji, and was bound to feel good with or without any help. So he'd consented, positive there would hardly be any difference.
He'd been severely mistaken.
Kei felt his body arch, twisting to the side as he sought out more. More pleasure, more touch, more of that toe curling sensation which came whenever Yuuji thrust into him at just the right angle.
"That good huh?" Yuuji spoke above him, spreading Kei's legs further apart to the point where his muscles burned. He didn't care.
Everything was hazy, his vision, his senses. All amplified and yearning. He felt drunk, the mist in his brain intensifying with every thrust, every glide of Yuuji's hands on him.
It was unbearable, how much he needed it. Rougher, faster. He felt like he was on fire, whimpering and moaning without care, as if he'd die without Yuuji's cock stuffed inside him.
His hands gripped the sheets tighter, his breathing loud and growing shorter by the minute. Fuck, he was so close. He thought he'd go mad, waiting, uselessly moaning while the pleasure built up inside him. His body ached for it.
He wanted Yuuji to come in him more, to fuck his body like it was his only purpose. Anything to get the burning to stop.
"Y-yeah, more," Kei admitted, much more easily than usual, probably looking the definition of fucked out. Three orgasms later, and he still wanted more. He was insatiable, smiling deliriously as Yuuji slid two fingers into Kei's mouth, feeling all the drool collecting there. Kei sucked eagerly, whining at the extra stimulation like it was heaven sent.
Honestly, Yuuji looked like he was barely maintaining control. His chest was glistening with sweat, his pupil blown wide and tracking every single movement Kei made. Each push inside Kei was punctuated with one of Yuuji's groans, some of which broke in order to whisper small praises or taunts.
“You’re so fucking hot, you’re taking me so well.”
“Should I make you ride me? See how bad you really want it...”
“That’s right babe, you’re so good, moan louder for me.”
Kei glowed under all the praise, all the humiliation. And yeah, Yuuji was clearly getting close too. His pants were as heavy as Kei's, his muscles working overtime to chase after what they both needed.
Shit, Yuuji looked like an absolute god above him, chiseled and commanding as he gave Kei one hundred and ten percent of his stamina.
"So greedy," Yuuji said, his voice shaking in amusement. "But that's okay. I'll make you come as much as you want."
Kei believed him too, as much as he felt like he hadn't had enough yet, he knew Yuuji would milk himself dry if it meant pleasing Kei. And yeah, Kei would definitely take everything he gave to him.
Yuuji had to be an asshole about it sometimes though. Like now for example.
Yuuji pulled all the way out, just using the head of his cock to rub at Kei's hole, barely sliding in each time. Even just that had Kei keening loudly into their small apartment, the mess of lube and cum from Yuuji's previous orgasm smearing around his hole with each shallow thrust. The squelching noises were obscene, but it fed the fire of want prickling at Kei's skin.
Unable to take the absence, Kei clawed lightly at his own abdomen, whimpering up at his boyfriend with no care as to how needy and shameful it looked. "Yuuji..."
"What is it baby?" Yuuji asked innocently, and all the while his hands did as they pleased. They glided across Kei's chest, tugging and pinching at his oversensitive nipples until Kei was arching up into the touch. His hips were still squirming too, his cock lying untouched and leaking on his already messy stomach.
Kei was a wreck, and he loved it. And judging from Yuuji's sharp smirk, so did he.
Kei kicked at him weakly, but his boyfriend wouldn't let up. Yuuji only went easy on him when Kei began to push back on Yuuji's cock himself, moving it inside him with unconcealed glee.
That pill had done more than make him horny, it had made him nothing short of wanton. All he could think about was Yuuji's cock deep inside him, it was all he wanted to think about. In his sex crazed mind, not much else mattered. He could've taken Yuuji's cock forever, as many times as necessary. He wanted to be used.
The thought of it had him moving over the edge, his moans growing shorter and shorter as his hips bucked erratically.
"Fuck, fuck," Kei hissed, letting his hands grip Yuuji's as they held his hips down. He just needed purchase, something to hang onto as white specks collected at the corners of his eyes. He wanted to cry it felt so amazing, so full bodied. He was going to come so hard, Yuuji was so good, so...
"That's right, come one more time for me, just one more," Yuuji started to babble, his own thrusts becoming hurried and irregular as he chased after his own orgasm. "I'll make it good for you, you've been so good for me. So pretty, so tight around me...look at you, coming just from your ass like a good boy...."
Kei whined, nodding frantically as his legs hooked around his boyfriend's waist, the pleasure finally boiling over. "Yes, yes, fuck...I'm--"
His cum splashed high, though there wasn't as much this time. It hit his neck and dribbled onto his abdomen, rolling down his sides as his orgasm shook him. His muscles tightened as he seized up on the bed, the sensations rushing through him like a tidal wave. As loud as he'd been all night, barely any sound made it out of his throat as a few tears finally spilled from his eyes. He wondered briefly if he was going to pass out from the sheer force of the pleasure.
His legs twitched as his muscles relaxed, tiny aftershocks wracking his body every few seconds, and if that kept up he didn't doubt he'd be able to go for another round.
Fuck, he felt inhuman, but screw it.
More, more, more.
It was a mantra in his head, even as he recovered from his mind blowing orgasm, his hands absentmindedly smearing his cum across his stomach. Messy...
He couldn't help but be pleased about it.
Through it all, Yuuji kept fucking him, pounding in despite the tightness until he came with a loud cry, his hips as close to Kei's ass as they could go. His hands finally loosened up on Kei's hips, rubbing small circles as if to apologize for the light bruising he'd done, and Kei felt his heart swell.
Yuuji collapsed on top of him, caging in Kei's head with his arms as their heavy breathing filled the room. They were both wrecked, and would no doubt be sore in the morning, but whatever.
Yuuji was looking at him with the usual smile, serene and blissed out, as if Kei was the most perfect person in existence. Nothing else was important.
Their lips met, less frantic than before, but gentle and passionate all at once.
"I love you," Yuuji whispered as they separated, nuzzling Kei's neck like he wasn't a sweaty, cum covered mess. "So much..."
"Mm...love you...too..." Kei managed, and it really was a miracle. His body continued to burn, the heat starting to build again slowly, and he vaguely wondered if those pills he'd taken were legal. Any more action, and he'd probably die.
However, as the haze took over once more, he couldn't find it in himself to mind.
Yuuji only went one more round with him before he felt sated, then deciding to focus on helping Kei ride out the rest of the pill's effects.
Hand jobs, whispered praises, and teasing caresses sent Kei over the edge again and again, until finally he felt completely boneless and well fucked. Then Yuuji carried him to the bath, eager to get them both cleaned up.
The warm water soothed Kei's muscles, and Yuuji took care scrubbing him down, complimenting and reassuring him as he was rinsed off.
Yuuji kissed Kei's bare shoulders, and the blond reveled in the comfort of it all. The shower head dripped into the cozy quiet of their apartment, not even getting on his nerves, and that somehow made everything perfect. Despite the roughness Yuuji exhibited in bed, despite his taunts, he held Kei like he was to be cherished. Kei didn't doubt that Yuuji saw him that way either, not after how long they'd been together.
As the pill wore off and Kei's rationality returned, he felt his face heat up from the things he'd done and said. Though, he couldn't say he was ashamed, or even regretful. He'd shown a new side, albeit a needier, more desperate side, but oh well.
Yuuji deserved to see all of him, and Kei was finding he minded less and less with every passing day spent together.
Yuuji always knew how to take care of him, and as his boyfriend washed Kei off in the bathtub, taking care to pamper him fully, Kei figured he wouldn't mind trying out those pills again sometime.
left then right I dreamt about Terushima having this erotic dream about my son (who got woken up by an ugly cat (obviously thats Kuroo lmao)) Like yeah he thinks that he’s straight af but when he met Tsuki he fuckin’ starts to question his sexuality whether he likes girls or boys or just Tsuki in general. Honestly, It’ll be fucking funny watching Terushima be confused as fuck. Also, Happy Birthday to you Terushima Yuuji! I love you you hot fucker. ❤️
This ended up coming out a little differently im sorry! instead of a date scenario, it’s more of a “being asked on a date” scenario. I hope this was okay.
Terushima was finding it harder and harder to crack Tsukishima’s shell with every passing day. He’s taken it upon himself to show up in person, and try his best to find out more and more about him, but Tsukishima has made it abundantly clear he’s uninterested.
He’s here again, though, waiting at the gate of Karasuno for Tsukishima to exit. He all but ignores the few students who try to talk to him, keeping his eye out for a blonde head sticking out among the students. After a while though, Terushima realizes he’s probably in practice and sighs. He could have very well asked a student for directions, or to give him a message, but knowing Tsukishima he would have gone out of his way to make sure Teru knew he was avoiding him.
If there’s one thing Terushima is though, it’s persistent. Despite being annoyed with himself, he takes a seat on the ground outside the gate and gets ready for a wait.
He’s nearly dozing off when he finally hears footsteps and excited chatter leading towards him. He stands and brushes the seat of his pants off, smoothing down his clothes and looks for Tsukishima.
“Oh, hello.” The captain is the first to notice him. He remembers him well enough, he didn’t stand out too much but he was definitely a solid foundation for the team, and Terushima can respect that.
“Ah, hey.”
“Um… Do you need anything?”
“I’m actually looking for Tsukishima?”
By now, they’ve attracted the eyes of a few other members, but Terushima doesn’t shirk under their gaze. Daichi gives a curious, almost disbelieving look to him and looks towards the vice captain- Terushima can’t remember his name- like he would have an answer. The vice captain shrugs, but steps up next to Daichi.
“He’s still packing up, but he should be out here soon if you’re willing to wait a few more minutes.”
“That’s fine!” Terushima brightens, finally some good news, “I’ve been waiting since school let out, a few more minutes won’t be a big deal.”
He hears a scoff from the back of the pack and hears the bald one whisper to the libero “He a stalker or something?” The guy with neat black hair smacked the back of his head.
“Right…” the vice captain cracks a smirk and pats his back before walking on ahead, Daichi and the rest of the team in tow. “Good luck!”
Teru thinks maybe the vice captain is too intuitive for his own good.
After a few more minutes, Tsukishima stalks out, looking at his phone with the freckled one who hangs around him a lot. He sees Teru first, and says something to Tsukishima, jogging up to him and patting him on his back.
“Good luck with that.” He gives Terushima a knowing smirk and jogs off again. What is it with the people on this team and knowing everything about everyone.
“Tsukishima!” Terushima sings his name out, and Tsukishima rolls his eyes, groaning.
“You again.” He stops just before the gate, keeping a fair distance between himself and Terushima.
“Me again!” Terushima takes it upon himself to lighten the gap between them. “I waited for you.”
“I figured.” Tsukishima starts walking, Terushima following closely behind to catch up with Tsukishima’s long strides.
“Hey, you should go out with me.”
“And why should I do that?”
“Because I really like you! Come on, I’ll go along with whatever you want.”
“Hard pass.”
Terushima feels discouraged, but was never one to give up, instead he was getting quite desperate and frantic. “Come on, tell me what I’m doing wrong or something? I’m- this is the first time I’ve ever liked someone so seriously. I know I’ve got this air of “pretty badboy” around me”- Tsukishima snorts, “But I’m really serious about you, what do i need to do to get you to even consider going out with me, even for a little while?”
Tsukishima stops, sighing. “Maybe start with my number.”
“Your number?”
“Ask for it?” Tsukishima says it like it should’ve been the most obvious thing in the world.
“Um... Could I get your number?”
Tsukishima takes the phone out of his hand and puts his number in, handing it back to a very confused looking Terushima.
“You can text me. But not too often. I’ll block you.”
“Oh, o-okay...” Terushima looks at thenumber saved in his phone.
“And you said you’d go a long with whatever I want?”
He nods.
“Then be ready on Saturday to pick me up, I’m not going to go easy on you.”
Terushima brightens, perking up and immediately skipping along next to Tsukishima’s pace as he starts walking again. “Yes, Tsukki!”
TERUSHIMA AND TSUKISHIMA WITH 4 " I'm flirting with you" Thansk love!! xxX
many thanks to @meowable-chan for that line… you know which one
“You’re like sunshine on a cloudy day.” Kei glances over towards Yamaguchi and then back at Terushima, not sure which one seems to be getting more enjoyment out of this situation: Terushima at talking to him or Yamaguchi at hearing Kei described as sunshine. “A beautiful flower among a field of weeds.”
“I prefer being the clouds thank you,” Kei says to Terushima. “If he so much as mentions the moon or fireflies I am walking out,” he says to Yamaguchi, not even bothering to lower his voice.
“Hey I’m flirting with you here,” Terushima pouts, undeterred by Kei’s threats. To be fair he supposes they were pretty mild compared to his usual scathing remarks. Must be something in the air today.
“Obviously it’s not working very well.”
“You could try being a little less subtle, Terushima. Tsukki isn’t known for appreciating flowery words.” Yamaguchi snickers and Kei huffs.
“Less subtle?” Terushima asks as Kei protests, “Don’t give him any ideas, Yamaguchi.”
“Fine.” Terushima flashes him a grin and Kei grabs his water bottle for a drink, not expecting anything all that noteworthy or flattering to fall from Terushima’s sly lips when he points at Kei decisively. “I want to climb him like the tall blond tree of a middle blocker that he is.”
Yamaguchi is choking on his own breath and Kei blinks stupidly for a moment. Then he opens his hand and lets his water bottle hit the gym floor.
“Too direct?” He hears Terushima asking Yamaguchi as he leaves the gym. Yamaguchi’s answer is lost under his gasping giggles as Kei searches for his captain so he can talk to Ennoshita about utterly slaughtering Johzenji in today’s game.
Though he isn’t entirely sure that will actually help anything. But it will make him feel better.
