chat examples (tumblr provided)
Usher: These are my confessions.
Theater-goer: These are my tickets.
Usher: Right this way.
Rick: Our problems don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Ilsa: Great, now I'm hungry for beans.
Abbott: Who is the man on first base?
Costello: That's what I'm telling you!
Abbott: I'm unqualified to manage a baseball team.














