#testifieddunderfuck

[iinsuffurablepriick]

Rant.

Are you fucking KIDDING ME? After FIVE FUCKING YEARS of being missing and EIGHT YEARS of tearing our fucking FAMILY apart, he shows up again HERE? Well I hope to GOD he knows he's NOT WELCOME in our family anymore. God, he looks like such an asshole. Guess life's been peachy keen to him while he left Dirk to fend for himself. Why'd he have to come back? It'd have been so much fucking easier if he was dead. So much fucking easier to move on with life. But no, he had to show up again. Probably to tear us apart again. I don't give a single fuck that he's some hotshot movie producer and I don't give a single fuck that he's family. I'd rather he just die in a hole. Fuck you, Dad.

[iinsuffurablepriick]

ive been thinking of getting some lip piercings

what do you guys think

im leaning more towards snake bites or shark bites

but ill take other peoples opinions too

[puppetholdsthestrings]

€ (im just curious)

SEND ME € FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO GETTING STABBED BY YOURS.

The sword slid all the way through his body, from his back to his chest. Cal bit his lip trying to hold back a hiss. It was strange to see a sword poke out through his chest like that. Not like it hadn't happened before, of course.

"Dirk, would you kindly remove the sword? You win this strife."

The sword was pulled from his body and he let out a small 'oof' as he fell to his knees. The majyyks started to do their work on his damaged form and he slowly brought himself back up to his feet. "Congrats, you don't suck immensely. Now I don't have to go easy on you. Let's see if you can win this round."