#texanisms

[texanisms]

“It’s easier to stomp a mud hole in their ass than it is to work with em.”

-my Dad talking about big city people

[texanisms]

Me: *hears a loud noise* What was that???

My mom: That was a rooster tail.

[texanisms]

“Did they not knock the hooves off the horse before they made the horseradish?”

-My father, to me, about red sauce.

[lalia-chezo]

A blog of things unique to Texas!

I can't take the accuracy y'all. A few comments/questions, since it would be annoying to reblog everything:

"You look like you've been rode hard and put up wet." is not a sexual innuendo

Do other states not have their own pledge?..

Do people not know why it's called Sixflags?..

 BUC-CEES (enough said)

The next time someone gives me shit for complaining about the snow, I'm going to remind them that the entire state of Texas shuts down when it snows for more than 20 seconds.

The only thing I know from the Bill of Rights is the second amendment...

Dr. Pepper is holy water, and everything else is just a "coke." No, Pepsi is not okay.

Freedbird Burritos

I do dance the Cotton Eye Joe whenever the song comes on.

"I wasn't born here but I got here as fast as I could." does not make you a real Texan.

"The stars at night are big and bright" is followed by a chorus of everyone within hearing distance

"No shirt. No shoes. No service." ...do other states not have this as well?..

Fixinto...

Czech Stop

Two strangers bump into each other and both say "scuse me"

There are two seasons: hot and dead.

You've lost a lot of skin trying to get out of your car in the summer.

We all keep hot sauce in the car, just in case.

Someone has asked if you rode a horse to school.