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Mother's Day Adventure-part one
Off to the races. What better way to spend a Mother’s Day weekend than taking me to do something he likes? Actually, I do enjoy it myself so we’ll take that off the table. The fact that I love the Darlington track makes it even better. So yes, we paid a visit to the Lady in Black, the track too tough to be tamed. My son too Friday as a vacation day from work so we could drive down early, even…
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May 24th, 2021.
Yes to all of the chocolate-covered espresso beans.
Selecting a Location - Travel Edition
Selecting a location to take your dump needs to be strategic. If you are traveling with others, this may be a problem. I have been stuck in a situation where I was traveling with someone of the same gender. While I was able to use the bathroom after my travel buddy went, there was a long line after me. Unfortunately, the toilet wasn't industrial power, and it couldn't handle my poop. I had to do the walk of shame as I left a long line of people in a desolate small town in an Arizona desert to stare at my floating poop in a clogged toilet.
With that said, here's how you can avoid my unfortunate situation.
1. Select truck stops or travel stops. These places are notorious for having many stalls, high powered flushing toilets, and showers if needed. My favorites are Love's and Buc-cee's.
You might think that if you stop at a little deserted gas station, no one else will know you are doing the deed. Wrong indeed. The bathrooms are typically more disgusting, there's only a single stall, and the cashier will know what you are doing. A ninja pooper has the advantage of hiding in plain sight.
2. If you have to stop at a gas station, try to pick one that is connected to a restaurant. Sometimes the smell of the food is so overpowering that the smell of your poop will never be detected. Subway shops and Burger King's are great choices. You might leave smelling like 9 grain wheat, but your poop will go unnoticed.
The Lost Highway sequel finally has its' trailer.
A blog of things unique to Texas!
I can't take the accuracy y'all. A few comments/questions, since it would be annoying to reblog everything:
"You look like you've been rode hard and put up wet." is not a sexual innuendo
Do other states not have their own pledge?..
Do people not know why it's called Sixflags?..
BUC-CEES (enough said)
The next time someone gives me shit for complaining about the snow, I'm going to remind them that the entire state of Texas shuts down when it snows for more than 20 seconds.
The only thing I know from the Bill of Rights is the second amendment...
Dr. Pepper is holy water, and everything else is just a "coke." No, Pepsi is not okay.
Freedbird Burritos
I do dance the Cotton Eye Joe whenever the song comes on.
"I wasn't born here but I got here as fast as I could." does not make you a real Texan.
"The stars at night are big and bright" is followed by a chorus of everyone within hearing distance
"No shirt. No shoes. No service." ...do other states not have this as well?..
Fixinto...
Czech Stop
Two strangers bump into each other and both say "scuse me"
There are two seasons: hot and dead.
You've lost a lot of skin trying to get out of your car in the summer.
We all keep hot sauce in the car, just in case.
Someone has asked if you rode a horse to school.