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texashappytrail replied to your post:When you get this, reply with 5 things that make...

and kiki :))))))))))))))))

i thought that went unsaid you big dumb

DO ME DO MEEEEE I DID THE THING ALREADY

and here comes the biggest dumb in the universe

^^^^ i would’ve said teach me how to blog but i bLOG ON YOUR BLOG ALL THE TIME MUAHAHAHHAHAHA BLOGCEPTION I’M ACTUALLY JUST LIKING MYSELF RN

following: no(t yet) ILY | now I am! | ofc | you complete me (fuck you)

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texashappytrail replied to your post “Where’s the raunchiest place that Dean ever convinced Sam to have sex...”

Graveyard, gas station bathroom, bathroom stall in a bar, empty hospital room

I WILL NEED 50K OF EACH OF THESE SCENARIOS, THANK YOU.

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kiki flicked me TWICE

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Jensen is an idiot trapped in a hot guys body ... like he's timelessly attractive ... and he's so embarrassing

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#god bless my buddy i croaked #we just watched the gag reel preview #we're still chilling in bed its fun #texashappytrail

So kiki and i got to our roadtrip destination and checked into our hotel and apparently she accidentally booked us a room with a king bed instead of 2 queens Are we sam and dean enough yet

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“The One Where Kiki and Katie Go to the Car Wash”

SO kiki decided that it was finally time her car get a bath. great idea, right? simple enough? well we drove up to the little car wash thingy and kiki paid for a wash with a gift card she had and we sat and waited for the guy that was in the car wash before us to finish.

finally, mr.truck in front of us finished his wash and drove away all sparkly and clean and happy. the car wash had a green light telling kiki to drive forward into the car wash so she follows directions. except instead of the car wash starting when she gets inside of it, she drives over the little speed bump thing and it tells her to back up. so she does that. and then it tells her to stop. and then it tells her to drive forward again. and then it tells her to stop. and then suddenly it just shuts off and nothing happens.

wtf right?

so we sit there in the car inside the car wash with nothing happening while there is a car behind us waiting to use the wash. nothing is happening. a few minutes goes by. still nothing is happening. instead we’re sitting in the car in the car wash like baby idiots expecting something to magically happen.

spoiler alert: nothing happens.

finally kiki and i drive out of the car wash and go to the gas station it’s connected to so she can ask the attendant wtf is wrong with the car wash. so basically this episode of k2 adventures ends with the car wash guy coming over and giving kiki a free car wash and also standing by while we drive into the car wash to make sure that we do it right and that the machine works right.

he literally babysat us while we went into the car wash to make sure things went okay for us. because apparently kiki had driven over the speed bump too many times before which voided the first car wash hence why it didn’t work.

so. that is the story of k2 at the carwash and the ridiculousness that became such a simple, simple task.

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