the other day @lesbiantrahearne and i were talking abt tyrian cocktails and i know we had a bunch more but i forgot all of them lmfao
scarlet’s kiss: lime juice, tequila and hot sauce, with a cayenne rim and two carved crabapples (or, in cheaper bars, two drink parasols) to look like scarlet briar’s famous updo. strictly banned in lion’s arch and southsun cove.
scarlet’s rainbow: five or six different mixers and alcohols mixed together in a martini glass. asking for this is the equivalent of telling the bartender “just fuck me up”
southsun survival: like a strong piña colada, but with real karka shell garnish. drinking two of these will knock you out. very popular in southsun...not so much anywhere else.
the snaff prize: bourbon, honey and a twist of fresh ginger. top seller at asuran bars, but no one can stop fighting over who gets to order it.
college of statics (or synergetics or dynamics): no one knows exactly what’s in this fruit punch-esque concoction, as college mixologists keep the exact specs tightly guarded, but experts generally agree that they can taste mushroom spirits and grain alcohol.
the pale mother: orange juice, champagne and mango syrup, topped with edible luster dust. created by a thirdborn whose hunt was to be tyria’s greatest bartender.
searing cauldron: a miniature cauldron of scotch whisky set on fire right before serving. it’s a hit in the black citadel, but generally considered rude to order in front of humans.










