#text posts suck

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*learns about spain by watching the cheetah girls 2*

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do you ever just feel so unphotogenic you have to leave your phone in another room as punishment for not making you look fabulous

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the only good thing about academies is in the future when someone asks you something you can look off into the distance dramatically and say “not since… the academy…”

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anon: your blog is so good omg!

me: thank you i've been told i have excellent reblogging skills

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when i was in japan i got these tights in size short and when i got back to florida and tried them on they wouldn’t come up all the way and that’s when i realized short there is different from short here

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every time i die in flappy bird i laugh my head off

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I’m waiting for people to get here for Latin club and my dad keeps freaking out when someone comes into the parking lot

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do people even eat cereal anymore?