Aug 11, 2020
text || apollo
mia: so
mia: did you ever think about warning me that you had a whole fucking girlfriend?
mia: or am i just a joke to you?
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text || apollo
mia: so
mia: did you ever think about warning me that you had a whole fucking girlfriend?
mia: or am i just a joke to you?
[text] You yelled at the kitchen sponge and asked for the Krabby Patty secret formula. I’m pretty sure you were drunk.
[text - should really get an actual job]: was I really that drunk?[text - should really get an actual job]: bc I don’t remember that at all[text - should really get an actual job]: maybe I shouldn’t drink so much next time[text - should really get an actual job]: as if that’s gonna happen lmao
[owl] : I’m going to suck his dick harder than a dementor does souls.
[owl]: sounds like he’s one lucky guy[owl]: if you wanna practice technique you know where to find me
[text] Found your shirt in my room. I’m keeping it.
[text - should really get an actual job]: no[text - should really get an actual job]: do you have any idea how many shirts I’ve lost to people who spend the night???[text - should really get an actual job]: I am not losing another without good reason
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[text - should really get an actual job]: do frneds gte bcakstgae passsess????[text - should really get an actual job]: bc if yse[text - should really get an actual job]: ;)
TEXT: HAYLEY ⇄ APOLLO
Hayley: Hi. I'm going to go find cress and get her back.
Hayley: 1. don't try to stop me, I'm doing this Apollo
Hayley: 2. If I don't call you in like 24 hours. Please tell someone, probably my dad would be a good start, because more likely then not I failed and got my self captured, but I'm hoping that doesn't happen.
Hayley: and 3. i may or may not love you and it is imperative i tell you now because who knows what is going to happen when I'm in Mexico.
imessage ✉ connie ⇄ apollo
Connie: Ten bucks if you yodel at the person that's about to walk in front of your house.
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[text]: Hey, doctor, why don’t you examine me from top to bottom.[text]: All night long.