[text] You yelled at the kitchen sponge and asked for the Krabby Patty secret formula. I’m pretty sure you were drunk.
[text - should really get an actual job]: was I really that drunk?[text - should really get an actual job]: bc I don’t remember that at all[text - should really get an actual job]: maybe I shouldn’t drink so much next time[text - should really get an actual job]: as if that’s gonna happen lmao



