#apollokoval

[hugo-xx-weasley]

[text]: thanks for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

[ text » My Gryffindor 🦁 ] Well you were really drunk and I couldn’t just leave you at the bar.[ text » My Gryffindor 🦁 ] And I hate to disappoint you, but you’re the one that made the pillow fort. I was trying to fix the mess you were making but eventually I had to give in and let you continue since you were rearranging everything before I had a chance to return it.

[silverwordsgoldenmind]

[text] You yelled at the kitchen sponge and asked for the Krabby Patty secret formula. I’m pretty sure you were drunk.

[text - should really get an actual job]: was I really that drunk?[text - should really get an actual job]: bc I don’t remember that at all[text - should really get an actual job]: maybe I shouldn’t drink so much next time[text - should really get an actual job]: as if that’s gonna happen lmao

[silverwordsgoldenmind]

[owl] : I’m going to suck his dick harder than a dementor does souls.

[owl]: sounds like he’s one lucky guy[owl]: if you wanna practice technique you know where to find me

[siriuslyjamesii]

[owl] : Mate. You were so drunk you tried crowdsurfing with the houseelves.

[owl]: yea those guys r not very strong[owl]: dont evn lift

[finleyollivander-blog]

[owl] : My dick is harder than the times we live in.

[ text - koval, apollo ] : that sounds like a medical anomaly, and you might want to get that checked out.

[edwardlupine]

[owl] : I woke up in the middle of the night to a goat standing on my chest. Thought it was a dream until I saw the hoofprints this morning. This room is wild.

[OWL]: See this is why I wasn’t meant to be a Gryffindor. Shit like that doesn’t happen in Hufflepuff.

[siriuslyjamesii]

[owl] : So I was like, you know platform 9 ¾? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. EVER.

[owl]: 9 3/4???[owl]: thts a bit generus isnt it m8?

[fayetravers-blog]

[owl] : Do you have hobbies that aren’t destroying yourself and other people?

[owl]: I like climbing trees.[owl]: When people annoy me, I like pushing them out trees :)[owl]: So watch yourself.