#text: np

[awildecard]

TEXT 📲 PUCKITTY

KIT: hey p

KIT: can we talk?

[xtheingenue-blog]

text ⇝ puckleberry

Rachel: So, while we're in New York, I've been invited to a luncheon with some executives from Fox. Probably an attempt to woo me back to the acting game, but I have a plus one and I wanted to know if you wanted to actually make some connections in the business or not?

[evielutionary]

TEXTS || MILLERMAN

PUCK: ok i wasn't gonna say anything but

PUCK: ur totally gettin laid, right?

PUCK: i don't need details just tell me my laidar is still workin

EVIE: I think your kiss-o-meter might be interfering with your laidar because I am getting kissed.

EVIE: A lot.

EVIE: In various locations.

EVIE: But no, we haven't taken that step yet.

[qfabrayofficial-blog]

TEXT 📱 PUCKERBRAY

QUINN: Hey... so I saw this really cool pub just up the street.

QUINN: Half-priced pints with our names on them...

[awildecard]

TEXTS || PUCKITTY

PUCK: if ur not gonna show me ur diary u could AT LEAST tell me what it says

PUCK: are there hearts with mrs puck puckerman in them?

KITTY: sorry! confidential ;)

KITTY: you'd like that wouldn't you?

KITTY: what would that marriage even look like?

KITTY: my parents would be pissed i married a jew but at least they'd finally be talking about my sexuality

KITTY: plus i am officially done with your sister forever so yours is the only pucker-name i would take

[evielutionary]

TEXT ✉️ MILLERMAN

Puck: Thanks for the playlist, Miller. I'm kinda concerned the first song u thought of was dangerous woman, but I'll def catch u under some mistletoe anyway.

Evie: Are you?

Evie: My bad.

Evie: I thought it was sort of... sexy.

Evie: Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman.

[ a beat ]

Evie: Anyway, I'm sure you don't need any help catching babes under the mistletoe, but I thought maybe setting the mood would heighten the experience.

Evie: Glad you liked it.

[evielutionary]

TEXTS || MILLERMAN

PUCK: i bet olive’s lips taste like candy apples

EVIE: They do when she's wearing the Hulk shaped Sour Apple Smash lipsmacker I got her.

EVIE: And they did when we met up for a post-game celebration.

EVIE: :P

EVIE: And how about you, N? How are things?

EVIE: Tasted any good lips lately?

[awildecard]

TEXT 📲 DETECTIVE PUCKERDUDE

KITTY: hey loser

KITTY: wanna hang this weekend and get some brunch or smth?

KITTY: i have a craving for pancakes

KITTY: is brunch even worth it if you don't eat bacon?

KITTY: wtv it will be fun, come with me so i can order extra and not look like a total pig

[ ... ]

KITTY: also i like miss you or wtv