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KITTY WILDE. 22. BARISTA. CHEESE FANATIC. WORK IN PROGRESS. IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN I OWE HIM NOTHING, AND IF HE DROPS MY NAME THEN HE HAD IT COMING.

[takemehomecountryrhodes]

TO: DOMINICK THE DONKEY AKA KITTY FROM: BRODIE

@awildecard & @brodieeweston

[awildecard]

TEXT ✉ SAM ⇆ KITTY 😺

SAM: Right?? She always had some of the best looks

SAM: I totally haven't, but I am in anyway! I pretty much love this tradition, and I'm glad it won't have to end.

KITTY: yeah, it's grown on me too

KITTY: plus like no one else shares my enthusiasm for drag so

[...]

KITTY: hey can i like ask for your opinion on something?

[awildecard]

theyearofthestar‌:

For my birthday I was given the gift of having Trump impeached. I have no expectations that all the Senators will follow their oath to defend and protect the constitution and do the same, but I’ll relish the anniversary of today for years to come. Happy birthday to me, indeed.

love this for our democracy. you are so powerful. 

[itsdelicate]

Oh, baby, baby, Merry Christmas...

[awildecard]

INSTAGRAM: @GETWILDE HAS POSTED A NEW PICTURE!

when you want to see what snacks your roomie is hiding on the top shelf. alt caption: when you’re short but you’re still nosy af. #problemsolving 

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[awildecard]

TEXT ✉ SAM ⇆ KITTY 😺

SAM: ...circle...

SAM: I totally thought she was going to the whole time, but at least she lost to someone really great

KITTY: she does give good face

KITTY: speaking of, have you seen the preview for her show with bagga bc it starts thurs and i figure since it's habit now we might as well watch together?

[takemehomecountryrhodes]

TO: BLITZEN AKA KITTY FROM: SAGE

@awildecard & @sageleblanc

[awildecard]

TEXT ✉ SAM ⇆ KITTY 😺

SAM: you're not bitch. you're totally sweet. you can't fool me

SAM: thank you! wait

SAM: TELL ME ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS WORKROOM WHO HAS A 4 AND 1/2 OCTAVE RANGE

SAM: TELL ME ANYBODY ELSE WHO CAN SING IN FIVE LANGUAGES

SAM: TELL ME ANYBODY ELSE WHO CAN DO THAT ALL WHILE DOING THE SPLITS

SAM: BREAK UP? I DON'T THINK!

KITTY: i hate all of this so much

KITTY: divina was robbed tho

KITTY: i can't believe she told them she should win and they didn't listen

[awildecard]

TEXT 📲 JESSITTY

Jessi: Did you have to google that? :P

Jessi: me too! x

Kitty: :p

Kitty: i know hamilton references

Kitty: and some of the songs

Kitty: i'm p good at white girl rapping

[awildecard]

TEXT 📲 JESSITTY

Jessi: Lesbians are always good, though it´s a crime you haven´t seen Hamilton yet.

Jessi: So we´re doing that.

Jessi: I´ll let you know the details once I´ve got the tickets. :)

Kitty: cool

Kitty: i'm looking forward to getting in the room where it happen

Kitty: and our date

[awildecard]

brodieeweston‌:

Is it weird for me to say that I miss auditioning? Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely adore the fact that I have a stable job and am a part of an excellent show, but there’s something about the rush and anticipation of waiting for a call, or gunning for a callback… There’s something so exciting about it all. Does anybody need an audition buddy? Someone to cheer them on?

the answer is yes, very. what kind of person longs to be unemployed. actors are fucking weird. 

[awildecard]

sageleblanc‌:

In the wake of Disney+, I’m quickly realizing how underrated some of the movies are. I can’t remember the last time I watched the Black Cauldron. The Princess and the Frog is obviously the best Disney movie of all time, but personally, you won’t catch me anywhere near Frozen 2.

i’m rewatching lizzie mcguire and it’s everything. 

okay, since i know you’re dying to vent what’s your ish with frozen 2?

[awildecard]

TEXT 📲 JESSITTY

Jessi: Of course I do.

Jessi: Great! Which day works for you?

Jessi: And if there´s a particular show you want to see, let me know. I`ll get tickets. :)

Jessi: I´d rather tell you that in person, if it´s alright? It´s nothing bad, just...something that´s going to change a lot of things.

Kitty: my sched is like embarrassingly empty lately

Kitty: ur the working actress, jess wtv works for you

Kitty: the only shows i know are like wicked (duh), cats (bc taylor), and hamilton bc who doesn't like hamilton?

Kitty: oh and that lesbian shakespeare show cora and brodie are doing sounds cool because lesbians

Kitty: ominous, but yeah, that's cool

[awildecard]

TEXT ✉ SAM ⇆ KITTY 😺

SAM: At least you totally noticed how great my abs are

SAM: It's impossible to ruin Christmas!!

SAM: MUCH BETTA

KITTY: i'm a bitch not blind

KITTY: idk you're pretty powerful

KITTY: I WANNA BREAK UP

KITTY: BYE BYE

[awildecard]

Text || ROWITTY

Rowan: Oh man, are they really that bad?

Rowan: I usually use sheet masks, maybe I do need to change over to clay. Do you have any brand recommendations??

Rowan: You really are an angel, truly.

Kitty: mhhm v tragic

Kitty: ikr?? i'm a treat

Kitty: i mean ppl go crazy for glam glow but i use origins and it's just as good at half the pice

[awildecard]

TEXT 📲 JESSITTY

Jessi: Can I take you out on a date?

Jessi: No strings attached. Just seeing a show, taking a walk and a nice dinner?

Jessi: Something´s happening soon.

Jessi: And I regretted not doing all of the above with someone I cared about, so I don´t want to regret not doing it with you.

[ a surprised beat ]

Kitty: you want to take me on a date?

Kitty: i mean, of course you do look at me

[...]

Kitty: yeah

Kittty: that would be cool

[...]

Kitty: can i ask what's happening soon?