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Texts @ Damo

Tristan: Hey, old man

Texts @ Der Deutsche

Tristan: Damien? We've got a big fucking problem on our hands.

Texts @ Bruh

Tristan: Hey, Damien? I need you to do me a favor.

Tristan: Like as soon as you can, preferably before I get home?

Texts @ Howdy

Tristan: Who the fuck sent out that group text? And why are they going back to Maine? How did they even get my number?

Tristan: I have a lot of questions that need answers.

Texts @ Judgey McJudgerson

Tristan: Brah

Tristan: Bruh

Tristan: Bro

Tristan: Broski

Tristan: Broheim

Tristan: Brosef Stalin

Texts @ The Old Man

Tristan: Hey

Tristan: Hey, Howdy?

Texts @ Old Man

Tristan: If I don't come home at like 4 a.m. today can I avoid the usual game of 20 questions?

Tristan: Because I'm not going anywhere tonight so, I was just curious.

Tristan: Is that going to be an every night thing, or?

Texts @ Old Man

Tristan: Hey, uh, so now that you're out of the house and a safe distance from me, I need to tell you something, that cool?

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