“Elijah – hi, I was hoping you would pick up but um… I can work with this. Might be easier. Um… Okay so I just wanted to say that I am incredibly thankful that you’ve come into my life in the past couple months… Um… I’m not doing as well as I said when we first met. I’m… I’m really struggling. I-I hate being on my own, and I’m worried about my kids, a-and – God none of this is making sense I don’t even know why I’m telling you this. Um, Henry is waking up so I’ve got to go but thank you, for being there – Thank you for existing. I um.. Call me back, okay?”
☆ : for a drunken voicemail
“ELIJAH. Eliiiii, Eli, Eli, Eli –” A burst of giggles erupt on the phone. “My mother has the kids for the weekend, oh my GOD what am I doing – everyone says hi by the way, dearest – Dear dear dear, I have not been this intoxicated since school – never ever let me do this again Elijah. Never–”
What ringtone my muse has set for yours: YES!What contact photo my muse has set for yours: SHE TOOK IT REMEMBER?What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: “Did you choose the fuckboy life or did the fuckboy life choose you?”How quickly my muse responds to your texts: Pretty quickly. 10 minutes tops.How often our muses text: Once or twice daily when they are not mad at eachother. When they are mad Jo texts him over 10 times knowing it will upset him.How often our muses call: Never.Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: Just when they are mad at each-other.Last text sent from my muse to yours: When will you stop being a dick?
What ringtone my muse has set for yours: I MEAN.What contact photo my muse has set for yours: OBVS.What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: “Okay grammar police!”How quickly my muse responds to your texts: Right the same second she sees them (which is not always right after it’s sent bc work but it’s never up to 5 mins.)How often our muses text: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA is this really a question?How often our muses call: Not as often because Jo hates calls so when Erin calls she mostly freaks out thinking something happened.Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: Never.Last text sent from my muse to yours: You are so goddamn important to me, fuck.
[Text - Unsent]: I have a confession to make. And I don’t know how to do it. I saw my ex tonight, not Wells, the one before him. That’s not it, the thing is, he said things and I said things and things happened and I realized something. I may be a little bit in love with you. And I am scared as fuck.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[Text]: Saw a puppy. Thought of you.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[Text]: WHEN YOU COME HOOOOMEEEE TO MEEEEEEE I’LL WEAR A SWEETER SMILEEEEEEE.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[Text]: I am in a pickle here, I need your help. Lace or mate? Want to see me in both before making a decision?
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[Text]: Told Liz about you. It’s 3 a.m and she just went to sleep after 2 hours of interrogating me. Cool.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[Text]: I’m at work Erin, I can’t do this right now.
[Text]: Why didn’t you tell me it was your freaking birthday? I had to find your dad’s birthday card and the gifts under your bed. What the fuck, dude? This won’t work if you fucking keep things from me.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[Text]: I really like Taylor Swift. There, I said it.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
[Text]: Why aren’t you answering my calls? WHERE ARE YOU? This is not funny Erin, I haven’t talk to you since last night, where the fuck are you?
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[Text]: You weirdo. You really make me happy.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[Text]: Do you wear a lot of jewellery? Asking for scientific reasons.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[Text]: Cara wants us to work together on a single. HOW COOL IS THAT?!
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[Text]: Yes, I am still hurting for him. No, it doesn’t make my feelings towards her less real.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[Text]:
He hates me. He really does. And I kind of hate me, too.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: You are so attractive it’s fucking ridiculous. If I was one for just hook ups, you would be my first choice.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: You would make a beautiful lesbian.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: Hey fuckface. Let’s train together. I could kick your ass.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: Night off. Get an acoustic guitar and meet me in my house. I am making this an official MARIACHI night. I have tequila.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: How do you do that thing with your face and... abdomen... and... WEIRD DAY FOR ME YOU WILL NEVER SEE THIS MESSAGE GOD BLESS I AM SO EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW.
[Text]: I haven’t had that much fun making fun of someone else in a long time, you are a good sport.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: It’s late. I am drunk. You should come over, the sheets feel amazing.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: I keep thinking about you, I hate it.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: I just really want you to come over because I may miss you. So… What the fuck is wrong with me.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: Can I get pizza and cuddles? Harsh week/month/year.
[Text ⇾ Unsent]: I am just confused by whatever it’s going on and stuff. Not trying to make it weird or anything, I just don’t know what you want from me.
[Text]: DID JA PUT JA NAME IN DA GLOBET OF FIRE HURRRYYY?!?!?!?! Shut up, I am not a nerd for liking Harry Potter.
