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[rottenjayy]

Text|| ⚠️ Jina

Jay: Dude just told me you were the one who ate my slice of pie! Way to blame it on the dog, man😂

[jaykadri]

TEXT ✉️% JINA

Jay: On a scale of stupid to studly, how great would I look in Ben's crown?

[jiachien]

text 💬ツ jina

Jia: #youknowyoureanadultwhen you get excited seeing that the salt and pepper shakers on your wedding registry are now marked as 'completed!'

[fredcilier]

text 💬 fredina

Freddie: Girl, are you sure this is sugar in these beignets or is it crack? Because I caaaaaan't stop eating them and ya girl's gotta fit into a tight bodysuit for her next live show.

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 nena 🗑️

Neil [unsent]: Do you think ALL lightning bugs that die go up and become stars like your mom's friend Ray? Because uh... I might have just murdered one and that would really really make me feel better.

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 hangeline

Hannah: I have half a birthday cake and a twelve pack of beer. Are you coming over or what?

Hannah: It's never too late to celebrate your birthday, right? And the beer looks fancy, and we know I'll never drink it, guess that makes it a job for you :-p

[calcalhoun]

TEXT 💔 CALINA

Cal: I took this Beast Feed quiz earlier and I KNOW WE HAVE A PACT to always send each other Beast Feed quizzes as soon as we take them, but I hated the result so much that I just couldn't do it! But now I feel guilty, so I'm confessing to you anyway that I took 'Pick 14 TV Characters and We'll Tell You Whether You're a Goodie or a Baddie' and I got a BADDIE! And I know it's just because I hadn't seen half of the shows so I picked the character that was more aesthetically pleasing but I'm still so ashamed. Do you think my parents can sense that I'm a bad guy from here? Do you think they'd kick me out of the family for it?

[philapostolos]

TEXT 🧁 PHINA

Phil: Sooooo is there any chance you like me enough to get me a good luck beignet before our game on Saturday morning? 😇