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felix "cal" calhoun iii son of fix-it-felix jr. and sergeant calhoun. hufflepuff sixth year. future healer.

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Ruby: And I'm sure Madam Pomfrey has a potion to cure whatever headache they may or may not get. I just reeeeally don't think it's a good idea to wake them! Sleep is the body's way of healing and rejuvenating! Maybe they already don't feel well and that's why they're still asleep.

Cal: Oh, lots of them, but you don't want to spend your whole life relying on potions, Miss Ruby! They start to make your tummy tingly in the bad way after a little bit. I thought it was only when they were sleep walking that it was a danger to wake them! Oh dear, this is quite the conundrum, what's a guy to do? I wish public nappers came with instruction manuals!

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jungledudejake‌:

I mostly help out with keeping the creature’s calm, cos I can talk to a lot of them. I also keep the paddocks and stuff clean. Mostly I just hang out with them and explain what the students are gonna be learning for the lesson. Nah, I don’t usually do that much. Hagrid takes care of that sort of thing. Will do! I’ll probably ask him sometime today, so I don’t forget.

That must be real neato, being able to talk to the animals like that! Have they ever said anything about meeting me in a class? I try to be so friendly with them but I’m afraid that I just scare them sometimes, tripping over myself and whatnot.

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Link: That's good!!

Link: Ooh what about "Have a Very Fine Valentine"?

Cal: I like 'You're a might fine Valentine' better but I see where you're going with the rhyming here!

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Link: People LOVE it. You don't have to understand why they like something to know they do, trends don't lie. Oh sweetie, you've never seen the Ralph videos? You haven't lived! BuzzTube classics.

Cal: Dad said Ralph did them for good reason but that he wasn't proud of them and that we should get to see Ralph as he wants to be seen. But I have to say now you've got me a little curious!

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jungledudejake‌:

I know, I just figured, if she really needed help that I could lend a hand. Oh, I already kinda do? I mean, I hang out with Professor Hagrid a lot, so I just sorta unofficially volunteer to help him. Mmmm, okay! I’ll give that a shot some time! Think Noa will let me borrow his shoes? I think we’ve got pretty similar shoe sizes.

Really? What kind of stuff does he put you to work doing down there? I hope not too many animals are sick or hurt, it’s hard enough seeing the folks in the castle all gloomy and doomy. You won’t know until you ask, but sharing is caring, and I’m sure he’s a caring guy!

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Ruby: Oh, a little bit more rest won't hurt Cal! Just let them sleep a little bit longer before you get them up! One missed class won't hurt!

Cal: How much my head hurts when I catch up on lessons I missed would beg to differ! I don't want anyone suffering a headache because I didn't wake them up when I should have.

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Link: No they don't, BUT that just gives you an opportunity to be creative!

Cal: I think I'd be wanting to wish people a splendid Valentine's day most of all, although alliteration's great, my dad always says! Maybe a vivacious Valentine's instead!

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Link: I totally consent to having my face ruined lol. THAT'S what gets views and hearts, Cal, that's the whole point!

Cal: People like seeing things get destroyed? Well that I just can't understand! I know Ralph said he's been in a fair few videos for your mom but well, I was never allowed to watch them.

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jungledudejake‌:

Huh. Well, I might try to volunteer some time if she needs help! I dunno how good I’d be at that, but I’d be willing to give it a shot. Uhhhhhh. Most of my friends aren’t very good at Charms and the people I know who are… I wouldn’t really trust them to point a wand at my face.

That’s okay, she doesn’t take animals in there, you know. I mean, you might have more fun volunteering with Professor Hagrid or something, that seems like it would make you happier, Jakester, and happy is always  good. Really? Well, if you don’t trust someone you might just need to walk a mile in their shoes first and then you’ll be able to let them point their wand at you after that’s all said and done.

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TEXT 🐉🔨 CALINA

Lina: You don't wanna be headmaster, Cal??? I think you'd be awesome at it! You'd be so fair!

Lina: Awww I'll work on it so that way we can have a way to communicate beyond these phones :P I mean there's always a mouth cleaning charm if you want faster? But I'm just being impatient. I can totally wait for you to finish brushing.

Cal: I'd be so nice to people, Lina! No one would get in trouble ever, but all their trouble would be allowed, if that makes any sense.

Cal: That makes me feel mighty special that you want my company so much, Lina! I wish we could communicate by glowing hearts, I saw that on a TV show and it seemed like it was real nice!

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TEXT 🎲 CALOCTETES

Phil: You could always look up when each game was created if you really want to know.

Cal: Well, I found poker dating at least back to 1829, and Yahtzee's a baby in comparison, it's only from 1956!

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Link: Oh my gosh, Hairy Christmas would be cute but out of season. Maybe some hair pun for Valentine's Day?

Link: That's the right answer :-) Thank you for entrusting me with your scalp, you're in good hands lol.

Cal: Do people say Merry Valentine's Day? They don't seem to be as into synonyms on this go round!

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Link: See, it's perfect though, because I'm asking YOU to do MY makeup. You won't look scary at all, it'll just be hilarious because I'll look like a mess.

Cal: Jee willickers! That's even worse, Mr. Link, what if I ruin your lovely face?

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Maddy: Ugh that sounds even less tolerable

Maddy: Wow, did you miss everything I said, genius? I. Do not. Want. To be. Your. Friend. Leave. Me. Alone.

Cal: Well that's awful disappointing, I think we could be great friends if you'd let us be, Miss Maddy!

Cal: But I'm happy to respect your wishes. You know where to find me if you ever need a helping hand!

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Ruby: Aw, it's okay! I'm sure you'll get it right next time. You know, I didn't notice anyone not here but I also wasn't aware that there was a pile of sleepy person in the common room lol maybe they're just tired from a late night study session? It might be best to let them sleep.

Cal: Oh no, oh no, there's too much day to be letting them waste away, I don't feel right about that, Miss Ruby. Maybe if it were a Saturday it would be a different story, but class is a-calling!

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jungledudejake‌:

Ahhh, makes sense. I dunno how much she appreciates that, mate, but your call! Mmmm, I’m sure there is… but I’m so rubbish at charms that I’d probably muck something up and wind up with hair down to my ankles.

If she doesn’t like it she’s sure never said anything! She has said she wishes more students would volunteer to help her out, even with magic that’s a mighty busy job for one person to be doing. What if someone else cast it for you? Who do you trust with access to your head?

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TEXT 🐉🔨 CALINA

Lina: That would be awesome and when you become headmaster of this place, you could make that happen.

Lina: It's okay. I know how important it is to you but like roll up buddy. I need you with me.

Cal: Oh. Well, there goes that idea. What about if YOU become headmaster instead? You'd be amazing at it!

Cal: I wish we had Muggle walkie talkies here with us, then you'd never have to wait for me. Oh, or toothbrushes that worked better on the go, I don't want to spit in midair and have to make it disappear if I brush and walk.