rocket man 🚀

Neil BUBBLES. 21. SPACE ENTHUSIAST. Son of... never mind, it's a secret. No, not really, but did that make my dad sound mysterious like the dark side of the moon? Because that's what I was going for, so I hope it worked.

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TEXT 💫 Neira

Lyra: Working in a bar has its perks but it's an indoors kind of job

Lyra: haha only 70%? Hardly seems worth bothering.

Neil: What if Fairy Godmother controlled the weather and kept you on an outdoor porch bar?? THAT WOULD BE LIT.

Neil: That's still like a C! That's a passing grade!

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TEXT 🥇  NERISSA

Clarissa: That's sweet. You'll go far in life with an attitude like that.

Clarissa: Have you saved a copy of your original code so you can play around with stuff without losing it all?

Neil: Far like... Mars? Because that's where I wanna go SO BAD!

Neil: Yep! I've got it on like five different flashdrives so no matter how forgetful I might be, it'll always be there somewhere.

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haverlyarendelle‌:

HEY, HEY! I’M SURE YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE GREAT! MAYBE TOO GREAT FOR SCHOOL RADIO – GO TO PODCASTS! Then you’re not limited to just the student body for your listeners! What kind of theories were you gonna talk about though, I’m curious now.

IF I GO TO PODCASTS WILL YOU HELP ME MAKE THEM POPULAR BY PIMPING THEM OUT ON YOUR RADIO SHOW? THAT’S ALL I ASK OF YOU!!! Well first I want to talk about Planet Nine killing us but it could go seriously rogue from there.

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TEXT 🌊 BUBBLE TWINS

Viper: It comes with the territory! You can't be afraid forever! A little wedgie shouldn't stop you from feeling the waves.

Neil: It was not a little wedgie! IT WAS A VERY VERY LARGE WEDGIE!

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text 💬 neimee 🐰

Aimee: I know! That's what happened to the guy in the book! I already live somewhere! I'd just want the house to eat! Like an EXTREME gingerbread house. I'm sure rain would work just like spit.

Aimee: HOW IS THAT COOL? THAT'S THE SCARIEST! You can't find me in an endless void! You'll just be lost too!! and then we're both super lost and very screwed. Emphasis on TERRIFYING but I guess a rock bird could be pretty awesome too. It would probably be too heavy to fly though, right? Okay, you could die on splash mountain! It's not a fave anyway.

Neil: What would even hold it together if you did that? Like sugar icing glue or something? BUT RAIN TASTES SO MUCH BETTER?

Neil: I'd be swimming around feeling totally free and unburdened though! And if our paths did cross it would be like beautiful! Right? The weird animals singing all through Splash Mountain aren't doing anything for me.

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text 💬 new 🌳

Drew: That's still so much time I don't wanna waste! And stepping in dog poop on purpose is even worse! Then I'd be the shitty stinky weed girl and that's 🤢 It Might be! Or it's like a weird mental block and that's what's goin on?

Drew: I will I will I will! Oh I've read that! I saw "Kimberly is the Ranger slayer" and IMMEDIATELY had to read everything to do with it ever. And I was not disappointed in the slightest!!

Neil: That's fair! Stepping in dog poop is one of the worlds' worst feelings anyway, you just FEEL the squish and like, everything's all downhill from there.

Neil: WHAAAAAT? ARE YOU LIKE, THE DREAM GIRL OR SOMETHING?

[neilbubbles]

haverlyarendelle‌:

So in case you hadn’t heard, I’m officially ASU’s night time host on AURAFM! I’ll be hanging with all you night owls and you have no idea how excited I am. I have so much planned for the show, okay. Like, I’m going to focus on the local scene and bring you guys all the cool local bands that you might be missing out on around here. And if you guys know of a band I don’t know, just send me a message and I’ll be sure to check them out!

WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE ON THE STAFF HATE ME AND NOT WANT ME TO SHARE CONSPIRACY THEORIES AT THE WITCHING HOUR? I mean, congratulations Haverly, BUT WHY WILL NO ONE LET ME LIVE MY LATE NIGHT DREAM? I thought the rest of you guys had lives and stuff!!!

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TEXT 🌊 BUBBLE TWINS

Viper: come surfing with me once the heat hits! it'll be awesome, I promise!

Neil: U G H but I'm still traumatized from that time I fell off the board and ended up with the world's worst wetsuit wedgie!!!

[neilbubbles]

text 🐰 jeil

Javier: Aside from the candy?

Javier: Uh, is it sad that I'm more interested in the churros though?

Neil: THERE'S ACTUAL COTTON IN COTTON CANDY?!?!?! It's like I'm eating a sugar shirt, woaaaah!

Neil: U M M M M M M can you pretend you only want the Churros more than all the non-space-themed rides????

[neilbubbles]

text 🐰 heil

Heath: HEY! You could still be a life saving astronaut! What if you're the one that keeps a cool head under pressure and actually save the entire crew from a bad landing on a foreign planet?!

Neil: I MEAN I GUESS but technology is so different now! I feel like it's programmed to do that on its own and do we even steer the manual overdrive or are people back home on Earth doing it for us if we have to?

[neilbubbles]

TEXT 💫 BUBBLE TWINS

Viper: I'm not so sure that they'll take it like that. How would you feel if the girl you just slept with told you that you make a weird face during and after?

Viper: clearly 😂 the water is mine 😍

Neil: I mean, I'd cry, obviously. But I'd also try to fix my face the next time so it didn't traumatize them!

Neil: So I'm like your moon friend that's pulling your ocean tide 😂 and they say one twin's not better than the other 😂

[neilbubbles]

you want to live your life in space

That one’s true. Send me up to the next space station, guys, I’m ready. 

Drink Count: 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

Drinking Game !!

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 new 🌳

Drew: Who even has time for that? And I've tried changing clothes but that shit lingers in the WORST Way! I know right? Just living life must be e x h a u s t i n g! According to her she is, but that cannot be true, right?

Drew: I haven't! The art style is so CUTE tho! I've been meaning to for the longest!

Neil: What if you um... go swimming in a bubble bath? Or step in dog poop so it overpowers it? That's a less glamorous plan but it might work. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! If it is true then her nose must be busted on the inside.

Neil: Do it do it do it! And then tell me what you think of it, and then read the Power Rangers shattered grid arc because I may as well shoot my shot and slide that in there.

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text 💬 nella 🦋

Stella: That's because it's so good! Like The Galaxy is Ours is a wonderful song, don't get me wrong but I would want to be Supernova, you know? Oooh now you're talking, Neil! That would be amazing! As long as I'm the first if not one of the first.

Neil: Okay, but it's kind of like a sequel song if you really think about it! Like, Supernova Girl is like 'hey I have a crush on you, I want you to be my girlfriend soooooo bad!' and then he finally notices her and it's like 'LOOK AT HOW HAPPY WE ARE, WE CAN DO ANYTHING TOGETHER, THE GALAXY IS OURS!' Um, for suuuure! Unless there are alien life forms out there and then you're kind of behind the curve already, sorry!

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TEXT 🌳 SEREIL

Serena: So my dad made sure to drop off some of his space gear from the last sail he did.

Serena: You're free to come check it out if you want, maybe meet Alt too.

Neil: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtQYsckLxk]

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TEXT 🌜 NEILIA

Dahlia: So you know how you're like really in to space and stuff?

Dahlia: What's that star I can see every evening lately before the rest of the stars are even visible? Is it a planet or something?

Neil: It depends! Right now it's probably Venus, when it's at the right part of its orbit for us to see it its the brightest object in the sky.

Neil: Of course, it could also be Jupiter. Or you could be thinking of Mars, although that hasn't been as close to us lately, it was at its peak in like summer 2018.

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text 💬 casseil 🐰

Cassie: It doesn't sound like you've co-met very humorous people!

Neil: I never thought people would disappoint me like this when I've always liked them so much!

Neil: It's fine, when people disappoint me I just find movies and books instead! Like the one I'm reading about anti-gravity right now, it's impossible to put down :-p