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[nightmareincabin10]

So can we start Michelle Visage’s Drag Race now?

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My ships never become cannon, because they’re all gay and straight people are fucking cowards.

[nightmareincabin10]

Damien in Injustice 2 says “it was an accident” like Ross says “we were on a break.”

[nightmareincabin10]

All things considered, I think spitting jizz you just sucked out of a dick at a cop is probably the most punk rock thing ever.

[nightmareincabin10]

I will touch your golden butt, I swear it!

[nightmareincabin10]

Can someone get Lion King Broadway out of my head?

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We couldn’t go one fucking day without someone fucking up majorly!!!

[nightmareincabin10]

To the tune of Oompa Lumpa:

“What do you get

When you’re covered in fleas

tired, depressed

And earring Applebee’s.”