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[dreamycreamygirl]

Oral from someone absolutely completely utterly fully and wholly obsessed with you

[sun-ni-day]

The wonders of linguistics and adventures in fonts - both titles can be read as Cyrillic

As such, first one says Жопка (butt), and the second one says Паровоз (locomotive)

[firehunters]

@avaxhunt

Andrew: Happy Anniversary, babe.

Andrew: Sorry I had to work today.

Andrew: Promise we'll do something once I'm off, though.

[chefhughes]

Colin: Do you like seafood?

Colin: I know you've never mentioned it as something that you don't like or that is off limits.

Colin: But, what are your thoughts on it?

[imaginecleon-blog]

Random Cleon Text #1

Leon: Hey Claire, you are bringing sexy back ;)

Claire: Hmmmmmm No.

Leon: Ouch. I AM COMPLIMENTING YOU!

Claire: I'm not bringing sexy back because sexy never left me.

[celestexberry]

Text @ Emile

Celeste: So... what are you doing right now?

Celeste: And yes clearly I still have your number.

[stevebarnes]

me 0.5 seconds after finishing the get down part 2

[olivia-sharpe]

Olivia: just putting on a bikini to go sit in the sun, thinking of you 😿