#text:benjamin

[charlie-bee]

Text: Benji

Charlie: Psst. Tell me you're out doing something fun this Saturday night?

[rewindingleila]

✉

Unsent → Benji: Hey, one time you fell off your chair and I went back in time and made sure it didn’t happen! Pretty cool, right? HA HA HA HA HA JUST KIDDING NOT COOL. 

Unsent → Benji: Would you hate me if I kissed Will? Who am I kidding, of course you would, that’s why I rewinded. Ugh. 

Unsent → Benji: Both of my roommates seem to really like you. They have awesome taste but am I the worst person ever if I’m scared you’ll realize they’re both more awesome than me? Especially Math. Best. Person. Ever. 

Unsent → Benji: Blargh I’m so good at pretending I’m confident all the time but if you guys all knew the truth you’d know I’m the mOST INSECURE PERSON EVER. Like how that time you didn’t seem like you wanted to take me to your stargazing spot and I lowkey panicked a little and thought you just didn’t like hanging out with me or that you were grossed out thinking I was asking you out on a date or something. Omg this text has so many letters YOUR OLD PHONE PROBABLY COULDN’T EVEN RECEIVE THIS IF I TRIED TO SEND IT. 

Unsent → Benji: Is it like, offensive if I buy you an iPhone just so you can see emojis? That’s probably offensive. I’m not gonna do that. Besides, I kinda want the new iPhone soooo that might be a more socially acceptable use of my money lol. 

Text→ Benji: DUDE I JUST REALIZED WE FORGOT TO GO SEARCHING FOR A RIDICULOUS NURSE COSTUME TO FORCE WILL TO WEAR. WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN BEFORE IT GETS TOO COLD FOR HIM TO GO OUTSIDE IN IT.

SEND ME A ‘✉’ FOR FIVE TIMES MY MUSE DIDN’T TEXT YOURS, AND ONE TIME THEY DID.

[rewindingleila]

❤ (friends can love each other right) ☾

[text] Sooooo I feel really horrible that I practically begged you to come to the gala and then I wasn’t even there. You’re like, one of the greatest people I’ve ever met and I didn’t even think to text you and tell you I wasn’t going to make an appearance. Raincheck, though? I can’t think of anybody I’d rather get to dance with the next time :)

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

[text] Ever since you mentioned that you like to go stargazing, I’ve been trying to look for them out in the sky but the lights are always too bright to see them :( So I got glow in the dark stars for my ceiling instead and now every night when I fall asleep they remind me of you :-p I hope you have sweet dreams, even if you don’t have my sweet stars on your ceiling.

EVEN MORE FUCKING TEXT MEMES!

[rewindingleila]

☎ ツ

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[text] I DID A BAD THING I THREW MY STAPLER AT MY ROOMMATE’S ALARM BECAUSE IT WAS GOING OFF WHILE SHE WAS IN THE SHOWER I GOTTA RUN AWAY CAN I COME HIDE IN YOUR ROOM SO SHE THINKS IT JUST FELL?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text] Omg omg omg, today I went through the bookstore and looked at all the physics books for classes later on in the major and got really excited.[text] Does that make me a nerd? That might make me a nerd, but I picked them all up and flipped through them and the next four years are filled with some SERIOUSLY cool science 😍😍😍

[brooklynzoey]

Text: Ben and Zoey

Zoey: Um.. Ben? It's Zoey Stevens.

Zoey: Elizabeth gave me your number.

[alicerstjames]

Text: Bennie

Alice: Sorry, Bennie.. I just thought you should know so you can talk to him before he does anything stupid. I don't want you to get your heart broken by that asshole.

[alicerstjames]

[text]: Really? Not even a crazy emo lesbian chick with a lot of feelings? Not that I'm comparing myself to a crazy emo lesbian chick, but I always thought that happened at all girl schools. But I'll definitely talk about your boobs in it and try not to sound creepy about them. Okay, I'll keep watch.

Text: Nope. Never had that. Although, I have gotten tons of love letters sent to me before. I’m excited to get to read this poem. After tonight you’d better get on to writing it! 

[alicerstjames]

[text]: Oh, okay. I wasn't sure. No way, I'm in no way desperate, if I were desperate I probably would have begged your older brother, but I'm better than that. Even creepy old men in bars? Some day I'll write you a poem to make up for my cheesiness, okay?

Text: Aw. I’d love a poem. Nobody’s ever written me a poem before. You can even write in about how perfectly perky and nice my boobs are.

Text: I’m about to leave by the way.