This Isn't Wonderland.

I'm Alice. That's all you need to know.

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Fuck

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

That’s just mean. 

[alicerstjames]

All I ask for is you to be ever so kind to me.

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Fuck

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Now bring me my weed or I’ll  never talk to you or show you my weewee ever again. 

[alicerstjames]

Keep talking like that and I'll never let you touch my tits again.

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Fuck

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Only on days that end with y. 

[alicerstjames]

That's what I thought.

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Fuck

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

He’s secretly miserable. Kinda like me when Im with you. 

[alicerstjames]

Oh shut up, you love it when I'm around.

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Fuck

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Underwear drawer. Dont judge me. That dog. He looked miserable in the picture you have. 

[alicerstjames]

Why would I judge you. I keep mine in a random shoe in the back of my closet. He's not miserable, his face just always looks like that. He' my baby. 

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Fuck

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Only if you bring my stash of weed. But yeah, I wouldn’t mind seeing your face. 

[alicerstjames]

Where is it? And who wouldn't want to see this face?

[alicerstjames]

Look at this cutie. 

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Fuck

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

He wasn’t too impressed. Oh well. 

[alicerstjames]

Nice. Need me to keep you company or something?

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Fuck

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

doing speedballs arent as fun as people say

[alicerstjames]

Ouch. What'd papa Allen say?

[meredithweston]

I got my first early acceptance letter today.

Wow, this feels good.

[alicerstjames]

To where?

[allen-nicholas-deactivated20141]

Fuck

hospitals

[alicerstjames]

Hospitals?? Are you hurt?

[marleyclarington-deactivated201]

I am using today as a 'me' day.

[alicerstjames]

Everyday for me is a 'me' day.

[valeria-grayson]

A day off.

This is why I love Sundays

[alicerstjames]

I don't like Sundays.

[giannastjames-deactivated201311]

If you’re not ready to go home, can I get a hell no!

[alicerstjames]

You should invite me to parties.

[alicerstjames]

I got a puppy. He's cute. 

[alicerstjames]

[text] Fuck you. Im on my way.

Text: Fuck me, indeed. (; okay.

[alicerstjames]

I'm lame.

[maddiesziegs-deactivated2014010]

Just like they could give a damn about you. Then don’t ask that I need to come to you for help. It’s like I wanna know you anyway.

[alicerstjames]

You make, like, zero sense.. Why on earth would I want yo help you?