#text:hc

[theincrediblejane-blog]

Text ✉ Junter

Jane: It hasn't even been an hour yet and Madison and that other girl are already at each other's throats.

Jane: I expect you're having more success wherever you are?

[thedancingjake-blog]

TEXT ✉️ HUNTER

[STARING AT PHONE FOR FIVE MINUTES BEFORE TYPING]

Jake: Ryder and I are having a guy's night.

Jake: It's low-key so that means no slipping up in between your tweets about coffee.

Jake: I totally get and actually prefer if you'd rather stay at home and play supervillian. [DELETED]

Jake: Show up if you want. Pass the word to Smythe.

[gotsmythe]

texts ✉ huntbastian

Sebastian: When are you coming to get your Christmas presents? I'm in Lima right now with a suitcase full of ugly brown amazon prime boxes.

[socbastian-blog]

TEXT 📱 HUNTBASTIAN

Sebastian: Quinn suggested we all three sing together sometime, but I heard you're pissed at her or something. Unless you're over there, either way, we're not only the hottest pieces of ass in that club but also the most talented so Quinn or no Quinn, we should do something together.

[gameonsmythe-blog]

TEXT ✉️  HUNTBASTIAN

Sebastian: I'm being dragged to the store with my mother but I told her you were already asleep, you're welcome.

Sebastian: But since we're going, do you need anything at all?

[gameonsmythe-blog]

TEXT ✉️ HUNTBASTIAN

Sebastian: ... is that your biggest secret?

Sebastian: If you need help with money, just tell me, I can help you, babe. You don't need to go there. I know it seems quick and easy, but it's... you don't need to do it. That's not a road you should go down, I've been there and it's not good, Hunter. Please if you need help just talk to me. Like I told you earlier, I'm going to do whatever I can and stick with you no matter what.

[gameonsmythe-blog]

TEXT ✉️ HUNTBASTIAN

Sebastian: Save me.

Sebastian: I almost downed her wine when she went to the bathroom but a waiter was staring me down the entire time as if he had the police on speed dial for the second he saw a single illegal drop pass my lips.

Sebastian: She literally ordered an appetizer that I'm allergic to. My own mother forgot my allergies, Hunter.

Sebastian: Would it be wrong for me to leave a dinner with my mother by sneaking out of the bathroom window the way people always do when abandoning a bad date?

[gameonsmythe-blog]

TEXT ✉️ HUNTBASTIAN

Hunter: Alright… What is it, Smythe?

Sebastian: I got a call this morning from my mother. Apparently she finally heard about what happened on Friday and has decided to cut her current trip short to come back and pretend to be Mother of the Year for a few days and check on her son after his guidance counselor was murdered.

Sebastian: She'll be in tomorrow morning. You don't have to leave, but I haven't actually told her you're staying here yet either. She would hardly let me ask when she'd be home, let alone tell her shit.

Sebastian: Also I'm sorry that you have to meet my mother.