#text:hugo

[sagegothel]

TEXT ✉ FROTHEL

Sage: Listen, Huggo, I have a supes important question to ask you and I need you to like, pinky swear that you're going to be honest with me when you answer it.

Sage: Does the Bible say butt stuff is sex?

[xesotericconundrumsx]

Hugo 🔪

Hugo: honestly, i don’t even play an active role in my life. shit just happens & i’m like ‘ oh, is this what we’re doing now? okay.

Scarlett: Sugar, I'm sorry what? What on earth could you possibly mean by that? I am very confused. Do you need a church chat, a hug or do you need like a strong drink, I feel like we need to talk about this.

[graciesgotwood]

[text]: GRACIE! HELP THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

[text]: HUGO! IF IT’S AN EMERGENCY WHY DID YOU WASTE TIME WAITING FOR ME TO ANSWER INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING ME WHAT THE EMERGENCY IS IN YOUR FIRST MESSAGE!

[margocarlson]

text → songo

Margo: were you at the party last night???

Margo: or did I actually hallucinate you?

[margocarlson]

text  → hugo

Margo: *insert pic of note here*

Margo: did you put this in my locker......?

Margo: if you didn't just ignore this or something

[thatpotterboy-al-blog]

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Albus :Hugo! Hugooo! My cousin from Unlce Rons balls!Albus :We need to go and do stuffff more i know me and ur sista spend a lot of time togethre but that’s bcause we talk nerdAlbus :Don’t tell Roise that you’re cooler than her!

[rose--chevalier-blog]

Text || Hugo

Rose: What if I told you I'm wearing thigh highs and one of your dress shirts right now?

[rose--chevalier-blog]

Text | Hugo

Rose: I made an intern cry today and I chewed out the graphics department. I had such a good streak of being nice too.