#text:jonquil

[jordanbasara]

text 💬 jorquil

Jordan: People in the break room at work are arguing over why the country's named Auradon, which, first of all, let me say is SUCH A BORING ARGUMENT.

Jordan: But one guy is going to bat for the argument that it means 'hill of light' and is swearing that when the sun is out Auradon City rises to a higher altitude than when the sun is DOWN??? Like??? How is this man not being fired for being on drugs right now?

[darlingvirginias]

text 💬 jonginia

Virginia: You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you.

Virginia: You claimed it was for 'investigative purposes' but I fail to see what you were investigating.

[djcygnet]

text 💬 derquil

DJ: Overheard at ASU: "I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i’ll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at mario kart"

DJ: And people think true romance is dead 😂

[deliallyr]

text 💬 delquil

Delia: We’re bowling with a frozen turkey in the hallway…You're missing out.

Delia: Well... my sorority sisters are bowling, I've been watching, but I may take a turn before this is all through.

Delia: I can't remember the last time I did something this silly! It's oddly liberating.