#textie

[kamil-a]

when you reblog something from someone and their partner reblogs it from you instead of their lover: homewrecker 😈

when your post gets 2 likes from a couple: got adopted👩‍🍼

[angryaggoria]

in the light of 'would hickey even go to a mental health specialist and take prescribed medication' debacle i feel especially tempted to say that: yes he would, because modern hickey would be a way more chill and normal guy. much of his hickeyness comes from a) state of constant need and b) inability to leave it behind. make upward social mobility possible and he's already less of a murderhobo and more of a moderately narcissistic twitter jackass

[angyaggo1]

suddenly realised that perhaps one of the reasons why i don’t get frustrated by my drawings being lame anymore is that i started playing in a band on a regular basis. for some reason i've grown quite serious about it (even though i lack proper training & am far from being a natural virtuoso), all the while art's slowly turned into a self-indulgent activity of sorts. i'm still not composing my masterpiece any time soon but at least making poorly drawn doomed yaoi's got easier. hashtag moderate W

[petal35]

i wish jackson galaxy was my uncle he seems like the type of guy to sneak you alcohol

[kamil-a]

religious artist: thank you god for guiding my pen to create art

atheist artist: i worked really hard and created art

agnostic artist: no one knows where art comes from

[kamil-a]

(guy who prefers planes to stars) can we pretend that shooting stars in the night sky are like airplanes

(guy who has no plane/star preference) we dont need to pretend anything about planes or stars

[kamil-a]

ex-ZA/UM breakaway studio announces game about a young witch solving the disappearence of her neighbor's lost cat in a small village of the alps

[kamil-a]

99% of talkers quit before it is perfectly articulated. KEEP SAYING!!!!!!!!!