You: I just finished training with Pete…why r u signing ur texts?
Loki: ur? What? -Loki
You: U R
Loki: ??? - Loki
You: stop signing your name idiot
Loki: No. What’s “UR” - Loki
You: …are u fr?
Loki: “fr”? - Loki
You: 💀
Loki: You’re dead? - Loki
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*changes nickname to “witchboy69”*
witchboy69: What happened to my name?!
You: I changed it hehe
witchboy69: witchboy69 of all things??? How do you change it back?
You: Not telling lol :)
witchboy69: What the hell does this even mean?!
You: Because…you dress in all black…and because 69 haha
witchboy69: The 69 was unnecessary…
You: No no…it was SO necessary hehe :))
witchboy69: Do you want me to 69 you?
You: dafuq…
witchboy69: So yes?
You: No?!
witchboy69: …
You: Meet me in compound kitchen
witchboy69: I’m already here *sends pic*
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You: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
You: ANSWER ME YOU IDIOT???
You: ITS BEEN 3 HOURS…YOU MISSED THE ENTIRE MOVIE
You: LOKI WHERE. ARE. YOU.
You: *calls* *no answer* PICK UP YOU ASSHAT
You: For the love of gods Loki…this is THE THIRD TIME…
You: TEXT ME BACK HELLOOOOOOO
Loki: …oh…my time was set in Asgardian time…
You: …CHANGE IT ALREADY YOU ASSHOLE
Loki: Whoops! Ok changed! I love you ❤️ I’m sorry 😢
You: wtvr k
Loki: :(
You: …love u
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Loki: Hello??? Why haven’t you texted back?!
Loki: I’ve been sending you pictures since earlier?!
Loki: I can clearly see your phone on the couch, why aren’t you answering???
Loki: Are you still mad I missed the movie?
Loki: Love please don’t be mad at me :( I’m sorry
Loki: Please respond!
Loki: I’m sorry ok…
Loki: Oh come on! I can see your phone on the couch!!! Right here!!! Answer me please :((
Loki: Hello???
Loki: Loveeeee :(
Loki: Please answer meeeee
Loki: I’ll give you kisses
Loki: And hugs
Loki: Answer please :(
Loki: …ok this is embarrassing…i just…ignore all that…i’ll just call you!
Loki: Ignore that again…i’m an actual idiot
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You: I love you my mischievous boy ahihi, my best boy, good boy, scrumptious, delicious, handsome, pretty, amazing, phenomenal, cutie pie, god, hot, sexy, beautiful, loving, best boy, loki! 🫶🫶🫶🫶
