Groupchat with the Avengers #1 (y/n)
y/n: I'm Hungry who's cooking?
Steve: I am.
y/n: no your stupid
Clint facepalms.
Tony: Why you gotta say that to Steves face?
y/n: last time he burned fucking Toats
Natasha nods, knowing how bad Steves cooking is.
Clint: did you even eat that?
y/n: .. I did but that's not the point.
Natasha laughs.
Steve: my cooking isn't that bad!
y/n: it is.
Tony, Bucky, Sam, Peter and Bruce all agree.
Peter: it's really bad. Even Tony cooks better than you
y/n: and he cooked a dishcloth last time..
Everyone laughs
Clint: please don't remind us of the dishcloth pasta again.
y/n: sorry I have ptsd
Bucky: its hard to forget, we were all there.
Flashbacks of the dishcloth pasta incident
Steve:I still can't believe he didn't realise, when he was cooking, it was a dishcloth and not pasta
y/n: we all have our problems. but yes I can't believe it either
Natasha: that pasta has to be the most cursed moment in the history of the Avengers.
y/n: it was :,(
Tony: you will never forget that.. will you?
y/n: no. thor even tried to eat it because he wanted to be nice.
Bucky: and it got stuck in his teeth, iv'e never seen him so horrified.
y/n: I cried 2 days thinking about it.
Peter:you cried?
y/n: yes.














