#texting; beth

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[MSG]; I just Google translated that did u just call me a little shit.

[MSG]; Jesus no i called you a good friend.

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[MSG]; im drunk and I forgot. sue me. can we get those cholocate ones with the strawberry cream on top pls those are my fave.

[MSG]; pauvre petite merde [MSG]; only if you behave[MSG]; that means feet off the dash

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[MSG]; excuse u im not uncultured I took 2 years of French in middle school and then dropped it after eighth grade. HAHA DONUTS. ITS FUNNY BC UR A C OP. DRUNK DONUTS WITH A COP TONIGHT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.

[MSG]; well then how come you don’t know what ‘chiot’ means[MSG]; ha ha, hilarious. not.[MSG]; i loved donuts before i was cop, kay.[MSG]; besides who doesnt love them. Its heavenly good.

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[MSG]; SHE HAD TO LEAAAAAVE. and go back to France or whatever. she called me a chiot what the fuck foes that mean. im outside the club. free me.

[MSG]; in sucha short laps of time?[MSG];  i think she stood u up lol[MSG]; she called u a puppy u uncultured moron[MSG]; gimme 5. we’re making a stop for donuts; js.

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[MSG]; no no omg there was this club and this hella cute blonde chick with like. the biggest fucking puppy eyes ever. we kinda got s mashed haha.

[MSG]; you took her back to our place?[MSG]; btw if i smell a hint of pot in my bed lil fucker[MSG]; i’m coming after you.

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[MSG]; nahhhhhhhhhh man idk maybe I just like texting u *kiss emoji*

[MSG]; ur a rare kind of loser… [MSG]; don’t tell me you got drunk alone?

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[MSG]; beth dude imay or may not b a lil bit drink lmao

[MSG]; …. damnit, Niehaus. Give me a location. [MSG]; or something close to it…. maybe?